i really would love to go with this.. but, since you sound like you're as big of a freak/weirdo as i am, i'll stop.. i think i have post traumtic stress disorder.. i get scared/freaked out all the time.. but, it definitely stems from back in my teenage days when the guy up the street put my name in christmas lights in his yard and would only turn them on when i drove by.. oh and did i mention he would run to the side of the road and flash me when i drove by during the day? oh yeah, talk about freaky..
so, now i'm a psychotic freak that analyzes everybody and everything and of course hears every bump in the night..
now, hurry go cover all your vents with garbage bags and paint your ceilings black...