He Got a Pink Slip in School

[WebmasterMaryJo]

<font color=navy>I compiled a book for the graduating 8th graders this year (the teacher who did it last year was stuck overseas, and their 8th grade teacher was out of town for 3 weeks because her 21 yr old dd was undergoing treatment for leukemia - so the 6th grade teacher asked me to help out since I know powerpoint, etc.) ... anyways ... one of the memories that one of the students wrote:

I remember in 6th grade when we all had to write a poem and then had to read it in front of the class. It was "Johnny's" turn, and he said, "The name of my poem is Blank, and it goes like this: Blank blank blank. Blank blank. Blank blank blank."

It was so funny and the whole class laughed, even the teacher, but he still gave "Johnny" a pink slip.

 

[Beauty]

LOL!! We did something like that in about the 8th or 9th grade. First off we were honor students and this particular teacher loved us to death. But there is only so much he could let us get away with.

He was our study hall teacher and we kept messing with him. Throwing paper at him (you could see him get tickled at us). But finally he said "Okay girls thats enough!" I want one page of "I will not throw paper at the teacher!"

So after much consideration (we were smart ya know!) All three of us wrote VERY LARGE on ONE sheet of paper,

WE WILL NOT THROW PAPER AT THE TEACHER!

We handed it end. He busted out laughing and we got away with it again!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Originally posted by Mary Jo
"The name of my poem is Blank, and it goes like this: Blank blank blank. Blank blank. Blank blank blank."

It was so funny and the whole class laughed, even the teacher, but he still gave "Johnny" a pink slip.

I have to admit, I like it.