It was a nice spring day at the
Disneyland Resort and I had gotten a Concierge level suite at Disney's Grand Californian Hotel to celebrate my DW's 40th birthday. Security was quite tight with guards on each corridor due to the "celebrities" staying at the hotel for ABC's Super Soap weekend. Or some such thing.
We had planned a nice birthday party in the suite for DW. Security had our guest list so guests could be brought up to the card-only access floor. Between the champagne and tuxedo chocolate dipped strawberrys, DW and I were feeling quite grand. Security had obviously mistaken us for persons of some importance and were gracious to a fault. It was like living out a magical dream.
DW and I went downstairs for a soak in one of the Jacuzzis. On the bottom floor, as we went outside, a CM opened the door while I looked up in horror to see a completely nude 60 something old lady standing on her balcony in her sagging glory. My insides turned cold with the sudden discontinuity and shock. My perfect little dream suddenly shattered into horror. I turned to the CM and said "now thats something you don't see every day!"
He replied in a deadpan voice... "I do."
Realizing we had both just acted out some of the dialog from the Jungle Cruise, we all cracked up laughing. I still felt like gouging out my own eyes. The CM got on his radio and soon the curtains were mercifully closed. Only in California.