Loved this, and it reminded me of another shock. I was in the Baby Care Center on Main Street at DL, nursing my five month old daughter. The lady next to me was sitting on a chair, so her chest was about four feet from the ground. Her son walks over and BITES her on the breast and says, "I want the ****y!" He had to be about 6 or 7, because he was tall enough to bite her while she was sitting on the chair. Then he whips up her shirt and starts nursing! I guess the age you wean your kids is pretty personal (so any La Leche moms out there, don't flame me), but this kid was not just big, he was downright rude. When I got outside, I pointed the family out to my DH and said, "You're never going to believe this..."
Also, at Discovery Island (so you know that was years ago) I saw a mom balance her toddler on the fence over the alligator pit. I guess she's never been to Gatorland and seen how high those things can jump.