I was going to say three times, but I don't think that the last time really counts.
After getting fired by the daycare, I interviewed and was hired as a 'front desk personnell' at a local drycleaner. The owner told me all I would be doing was retrieving clothes from the racks and taking money at the register. She told me on the first (and last!) day I was there she didn't expect me to have 20 years of dry-cleaning knowledge in one day.
The person who was supposed to be training me told me I couldn't use my notes when taking care of customers, even though it was only my first day and I didn't quite have the hang of their system.
She also didn't properly explain to me how we were supposed to use the press-iron to iron tags into people's shirts so we'd know who they belonged to. I put tags in the wrong place on three shirts, which she got really upset over.
I knew something fishy was up when I walked in and they didn't even ask me to fill out the normal paperwork (I-9, etc) you'd fill out when starting a new job.
When I finally got home that evening, I had only been home about an hour or so when the owner calls. DH picks up the phone and she asks to speak to me. She starts to say something about my not working out, I'm not the right fit, etc etc. Most of what she said I blocked out because I became so upset I started crying and hyperventilating. DH takes the phone from me and asks her what the problem is. She tells him the problem is between her and I. DH raises an eyebrow and says something like "Oh really? Well it was between the two of you until you made her cry. NOW it's my problem." She told him to stay out of it and hung up. We never heard from her again and a week later, I recieved a check in the mail compensating me for the one shift I'd worked.
TOV