Happy.....

[Gisele]

Festivus! To people everywhere!

And may the new year bring much wildness and joyous abandon.
And may you not cross the path of an evil gypsy that might place a curse upon your already wretched soul.

May your back be to the wind, otherwise may no garbage go flying about your facial.

May you not anger any camels upon your journey, for they will spit in your face.

May no bum vomit profusely upon your new shoes, especially if you are not wearing any.

May you not see your fat butt on t.v. when the topic is obesity in America.

May you not allow p.c. to rule your day. And I am not talking about personal computers.

May no one ask you if you are pregnant when you are not.

May you not forget your glasses anywhere, only to realize that you don't actually wear any.

May the elastic on your underwear not cut off your circulation.
And coming in at number one, may no one kill your best friend in a car accident that was totally avoidable.
And may you have a happy new year while your at it.

~~ I love you Phil, and you will forever be with me! ~~​

 

[Gisele]

Please feel free to add to the list. I will if ye' wish.

 

[Gisele]

Or not...

~~ I love you Phil, and you will forever be with me! Forever my very best and most special friend! I love you to no end. ~~

Strange days have found us
And through their strange hours we linger alone
Bodies confused
Memories misused
As we run from the day to a strange night of stone - The Doors​

 

[Gisele]

~~ I love you Phil, and you will forever be with me! Forever my very best and most special friend! I love you to no end. ~~
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[Gisele]

Anyone? Nothing pithy to add? Oh new addition coming from yours truly.....

And may no one go stepping out into their front yard while barefoot, only to find a little giftie from the neighbor hood pooch...

~~ I love you Phil, and you will forever be with me! Forever my very best and most special friend! I love you to no end. ~~
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