In honor of Donnie's birthday, I will post a poem that, I feel, captures the essence of what Donnie is all about....
An Ode to Married Women
When I glimpse a lovely woman,
My eyes search her hand for a ring.
My thumping heart skips a beat,
when I see that she wears bling.
Maybe, just maybe, doll;
We could have a fling.
OH married lady!
I could make you sing!
Since your husband wants you back,
I can send you packing,
Once I've had my way with you,
with no fear of offspring!