Happiness and HAAAAmony

:wave: I'm a fairly new kid on the block when it comes to posting. In bouncing back and forth between UtahMama and DISUNC's TR's I was delighted to come across your reports. You are such a talented storyteller. I'm really enjoying your TR. Our next trip isn't until December of 2008 (unless a miracle occurs) so your tr helps ease my seperation anxiety. I can so relate to being so near your destination but yet so far. One year we circled through the back entrance of the Disney Studios parking lot at least 4 times trying to get to the All Star Resorts (we were supposed to take the second FIRST right not the first FIRST right!) :rotfl2:
 
sharkB8HooHaHa said:
So we left the room in complete shambles, grabbing only what we thought we needed for the evening.

YES! I can totally picture the scene, since this is exactly what we wind up doing, too :thumbsup2 Drives my mother nutso. Which isn't necessarily a negative thing. :rolleyes:
 
:woohoo: Ricky's Girl! I love to hear from new people who are reading. Thanks for joining me. And thank you for the kind words on the storytelling. I am having a blast!

V, Hound and NMommy4~ You guys are my posse. Thanks for letting me know you are having fun, too.

And to all, I feel I must apologize for the obscure Dr. Seuss reference.

Thanks for reading!
 
Captain Scott also stopped the boat to show us an osprey nest. An osprey is big, and it goes for square footage when constructing, and they live here in SC too, so that one wasn't hard for me to find.

So the boat chugs to the dock and off we go into DTD. Torn between the growling in our bellies and the smell of hard plastic, we have a decision to make....well, I don't, for the smell of hard plastic doesn't do much for me anymore, but Little Bites 1 and 2 are Lego fixated. In fact, I am too embarassed to tell you just how many bricks are in our playroom. Suffice it to say:MANY. But, bellies won out, and our royal sandwiches awaited.

We've eaten at Earl of Sandwich before. The location is good, the food is yummy, the price is right, and unlike some posts I've read recently, we've had no issues with rude or nasty people. And seeing as how our dining plan didn't kick in until the next day, we were going for the good food on the cheap plan. Littles Bites did what Little Bites do. They ate pizza on a sandwich. I think the daring one had PB&J. I was beginning to worry that our Little Bites were going to stick to the standards far too much while on vacation. Isn't a vacation a time for trying new things? For experiencing things out of the ordinary? PB&J is a staple. Not out of our ordinary at all. I forsaw a lecture in our near future.

I, on the other hand, was going out on a limb. I was going to have the much raved about here on the DIS All American. Roast turkey, cranberries, lettuce and tomato with buttermilk ranch dressing, all toasted on a scrumptious bun. I was ready. I was eager. I was anticipating. I like Thanksgiving and this was going to be Thanksgiving in September shoved on a roll. AAaaahhhh.

I was delusional.

I don't like my food to touch, especially on Thanksgiving. There is something unsettling about my corn in my mashed potatoes. I discourage the encroachment of my cranberries into my turkey zone. As a kid, my mom had dishes that had separate compartments. Not like the Dixie people do now. These were real plates. They even had little sections for salt and pepper as if you were making thumbprint cookies but put your thumb on the plate instead. These plates were, perhaps, the ugliest things on the face of the earth, but I loved them. They kept food in it's proper zone. Nothing touched. Nothing leaked, spilled or blended. It all stayed put. They were fabulous.

My All American was the anti-fabulous plate.

It was my turkey, cranberry sauce, salad with dressing and a dinner roll in one. I'm sure some people are okay with that. I, unfortunately, am not. I ate it. I was, after all, about to lecture my little bites about trying new things, boldly going where we have yet to go, and all that. I had to save face. I had to get over my countless issues. I wanted to pick it apart and eat it a thing at a time. But mind over matter got me through.

That and the smell of hard plastic.
 

You poor thing! :rotfl2:

My DD8 is the same way, and I too have those compartment (real) plates for her! :thumbsup2

She's also a picky eater and will probably eat pb&j for week!
 
:rotfl: "The smell of hard plastic" :rotfl: At first, I thought you were referencing credit cards! Too funny.
 
After finishing my All American, which really was good, I called a family meeting. Never good news for the little bites. Generally speaking, family meetings involve behavior issues that desperately need adjustment, family illness, or a move to another state that may or may not happen (another story all together). Little Bites looked stunned. I had broken an unspoken rule by calling a family meeting while on vacation. I had bent the laws of nature by insisting that, while sitting at our outside table, surrounded by Disney music and magic, I was calling a family meeting. I was going to be mean and strict Momma, not the fun loving, happy to have my family around me in the best place in the world Momma. I was disrupting the natural forces of nature.

Simply put, I told them not to stick to the "smack n' cheese", to use Utah Mama's phrase, but to branch out into the food pryamid a bit while on this trip. We were on the dining plan. We had all our reservations made and were going to pseudo countries on pseudo continents to eats new and exciting things. I asked them to give it a try.

A massive release of breath came from their collective lungs. They thought they were in for it, and they merely got the "eat new stuff" lecture. It wasn't even a lecture. More like an address. They were happy. And they were ready to move on. After all, the smell had been in the air since we got off the boat, but I think the sirens of the clinks and clanks of plastic were beginning to fog any logical thoughts.

We were off to the Lego store.
 
There are few places that make me feel so outnumbered as the Lego Store.

Little Bites started to salivate as we approached, and DH and I braced ourselves. This is usually a stop that is made at the end of our trip to the world. We spend all week getting our little bites worn out so the bright colors loose some of their mystical powers and they are too tired to fight. At the end of the trip it's easy to persuade them into one or two little sets, something to keep them entertained on the way home, and to get out of there with little impact.

We had NEVER made it a first stop before.

In we go.

Something very strange started to happen. It was as if my little bites could clone themselves. I would have one within sight, look down at Bite 3, and Bite 1 would pop up in front of me with something in his hands. Then Bite 2 would vanish, only to reappear at the wall of mugs. Bite 1 was with me, then he was at the make your own mini-figure station. Bite 3 turned chameleon and was spotted at the wall of bricks. That was dangerous. DH manned 2 and 3 solo and I had Little Bite 1 and a wall of plastic. I have no idea what happened with DH and the older bites, I just know that the poor employees of the Lego Store in Downtown Disney are probably still trying separate pieces.

Bite 3 was building. He was Picasso with plastic. Frank Lloyd Wright would have been envious. Never before were plastic bushes placed on top of window sills. The way in which he built the wall of bricks directly behind the door, amazing. And the color choices? Look out Project Runway, my Little Bite has talent! Problem is, he can't, or won't, put anything back where it belongs. It's a daily issue at home, but one I hoped would be instantly cured in public. No luck. So while he created, I deconstructed and put things in their proper places. By the time I saw DH in line (yes, I said "in line", which can ONLY mean one thing) I was exhausted. I had stretched, ducked, crouched, leaned, bent, tippy-toed and reached my way into and out of almost every brick holder in the place. I often think how cool it would be to have a wall of holders like that for all the countless Lego bricks in my house. No more dumping of bins. No more stepping on bricks in the middle of the night. All 1,000,000 tucked in for the night....That would be nice. Or so I thought until I had to put them all away.

So I woo Little Bite 3 outside to the play area while DH finishes his transaction. It was a small bag. I was happy. But with it came the promise of a return trip later in the week. I had seen that coming.

Little Bite 3 went up and down the slide, up and down, up and down, until I finally convinced them all that we should catch the boat back. We needed to sleep. Tomorrow was a big day. Magic Kingdom...here we come!

So we get a nearly empty boat, which was far too loud, and Captain Scott was nowhere to be seen (or heard). An uneventful ride back, a quick walk to the room, a little more bed jumping, a call to Stitch for an unnecessary wake up, and we were settled in for a good night's sleep...

Wishful thinking!
 
Oh no! And here I was thinking of hitting DTD early in our trip. I believe your Lego story has me rethinking...
 
V,
Does Leo have good self control? How about your Mom? The Lego store early on isn't a bad idea IF you use it as an opportunity to window shop....Just tell your Mom she'll have to wait until the end of the visit to do her shopping :rotfl:
 
I'm sorry. I just noticed I have had over 1000 views to my tale. :woohoo: Thank you. BUT, I'd love to hear from some more of you. Who's out there?????
 
Hey Sharkb8HooHaha,

At least you had backup (DH). It's gonna be me against the kids at DTD and I have a feeling I'm gonna lose. :confused3

Thank goodness they have been saving their own money and will have a per/day spending limit! :thumbsup2
 
Mommy4,
You have my respect and awe. :cheer2: Maybe the heat of August will slow your kids down a bit.

Thanks for checking in!
 
I sat there in the darkness, listening to Little Bites 1 and 2 do the "we are sharing a bed and can't stand this much closeness" dance. It is an array of steps. A weaving of legs, toes, arms. The accompanying flip, flop, and "get on your own side!" They love each other. They play well together. They look out for each other. They are best friends. They DON'T sleep well together. This, of course, is keeping up bite 3, who is in the "trundle", which is nothing more than an elongated crib mattress on a plate of metal. I'm not complaining. We have a trundle. I am merely pointing out a difference in definition.

So Bite 3 is hungry, thirsty, hot, cold, missing his stuffed fill-in-the-blank, while bites 1 and 2 are like flounders on the other side of the room. It is then that I notice our phone is blinking. What could it be? Do we need to move? Did something happen outside the world that I need to know about?

I listen.

It's Heather, our checker-in-er. She is welcoming. She hopes our stay is magical. She's available if we need her. She reminds me that I brushed over our check-out-check-in for the morning.

So, in the dark, I am replaying our converstation in my head.

"How early can I come down tomorrow to check out and back in?"

"Oh, you can do that whenever you want. There is no rush"

"Last year when we did this I sent DH down around 5:30"

"BAAHAHAHAHAHA! Why did you do that?"

Oh silly girl, doesn't she know? Hasn't she ever vacationed here? Or is she so desensitized from working behind the desk that the lure of the mouse is gone?

"We have to get to the park." This is said with as much decorum as possible. Part of me wanted to scream, the other part wanted to jump over the counter and shake her. I shall resist.

"You can come by the desk at any time. Stop by on your way to the bus."

Again, desensitization at work.

I was not going to risk a line out the door when FantasyLand open at 8. Oh no. I was going to get there before the sun came up.

So as my bites were gradually lured to the land of sleep, I plotted. Stitch was going to call at 5:30. I was going to shower, get dressed, wake DH on my way out the door, and head down to the desk by 6. Check-out, check-in, come back and wake the bites, try to put some food in a butterfly filled belly, and be to the bus stop by 7:15. It was set. I was ready. All I needed was sleep.

Allow me to confess that since having Little Bite 1, I am, perhaps, the world's lightest sleeper. It's a parental thing that I am sure you all can relate to. I am aware of my light-sleepedness. I don't wish it on anyone. Especially when you are checked in to THE room at POR with THE loudest air conditioning unit on property. It went a little like this....

I am falling to sleep to the hum of air blowing out. Then, the air stops, and the fan is spinning...
(clank,clank,clank,clank,clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank)

THEN, just as it slowed, the blower came on again
WWWWHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Then, shut down and I think I have peace. I am again falling asleep.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

CLANK,clank,clank,clank,clank clank clank clank

ALL NIGHT!

I figure I logged a grand total of 3 hours.

Not a problem. I knew I had pure adreneline to get me through. And there is something intruiging about the world while punchy from sleep deprevation.

So, Stitch called, but he was unnecessary and almost unwelcome. I was on schedule and down to the desk by 6. There was Bev. Bev looked like I would have looked had I not been filled with caffene and pixie dust. She had clearly worked the 11 to 7 shift and was watching the clock.

I had paper work in hand. I was ready for Bev to me my new checker-in-er.

Bev said no.

"NO?"

"No."

"But Heather...."

"If I check you in now, there is a chance your package won't be on your tickets."

"WHAT?" At this point I am trying to be understanding, kind, and passive.

"If I check you in before 7 am, there is a good chance that your package, including dining, will not be on your ticket."

This is something that might have turned up on the DIS at some point. I missed it if it did. But be advised, don't bother having Stitch wake you too early, you'll have to go back to the desk at 7 anyway.

Back to the room.

Back to the desk.

Christopher was earning his ears. He was as nice as could be, but must have also been desensitized (it happens so early these days.) I had a bus to catch! Didn't he understand. And to make matters more interesting, as he was earning his ears, he had a tutor who didn't teach, she did. She typed over him. She stretched and backspaced on his behalf. She talked through a process that he had already been taught, by someone else, who does things differently, and, in her eyes, wrong. I just wanted to get on the bus. They tore things up. They reprinted. They gave me welcome packages that I already had. He reoriented me to the resort, showing me a map that in the end I was going to have to spin to use. I was patient. I let him learn. I figured it was all part of the process.

He wrapped things up with a "You're finished."

Oh well.

On to the bus, where Fantasy Land awaited.
 
sharkB8HooHaHa said:
I sat there in the darkness, listening to Little Bites 1 and 2 do the "we are sharing a bed and can't stand this much closeness" dance.

Too Funny!!! :rotfl2:

I thought just my kids did that dance! :confused3

Only difference is they dance in the minivan!

"Stop touching me, Stop lookiing at me, I was going to sit there, You always get to sit there."

"Mom!"

Don't you just love Parenthood! :cool1:
 
I am a creature of habit. It's not that I don't enjoy trying new things or going new places, but of the places I go, I tend to approach them with a certain amount of predictability. My local Target switched the aisles on me and I was lost for a few weeks. The Publix near me best not move anything, or when I get to the check out and they ask "Did you find everything you needed?" I won't be able to say "Yes, because I know where everything is." I have enough chaos in my life with my little bites, that predicatbility brings with it comfort. And we all need comfort, or we wouldn't have mashed potatoes.

Approaching the Magic Kingdom is always the same, well, at least almost always. Once we were with my in-laws and they insisted on mixing it up. But that is a whole other story.

We always enter the Magic Kingdom to the left. I don't know why. We just do. We missed the rope drop because of a bike race happening on property, so our bus driver (who was hysterically funny and prefaced many of her statements to anyone who was willing to listen with "oohhhh child." )

DH was standing and was right at the line. He got in trouble.

"Ooohhh, child, you need to back off my line."

Little Bite 3 had a juice box which he refused to drink on the way to the bus and I was holding it. I was also holding him on my lap. I was afraid I was going to grip it too tightly and it would squirt all over the young girl beside me, so I handed it to DH, who thought nothing of drinking the half ounce that was left. He got in trouble.

"Oooohhhh, child, you drank that baby's juice."

Anyway, we got off the bus and heading with the hoards of people we cleared security, despite having more than 50 pounds of water, sunscreen, hand sanitizer (yes, I'm one of those), ponchos..... We head to the left. We always head to the left.

The pure genius of the layout of Main Street is not lost on me. Once I walk under the train track and into the square, I know exactly where everything is. I can tell you the bathrooms, information, Tony's the Kodak store. I have a perfect mental image of the whole thing. I can remember vividly the time we walked in through the left and Genie was sitting on a bench all by himself and we got to visit and take pictures with him. I recall the time we came in and all the big-wigs were in the center square and little bite 2 just yelled and was so happy to see Goofy.

That square on the other side of the train is filled with all of the anticipation and excitement of the day. I am always amazed to look around at the people. I can't help but wonder where they came from. How long have they been here? Is it their first visit? This is the perfect place to consider humanity. We all have issues. We all have problems. We all work hard. We all want one thing more than anything else and that is happiness. Disney World offers that happiness. It is yours for the taking. People sometimes choose not to accept, and that is something I will never understand, but that is their choice, and may become their regret. But in the square, I am always forced to think about the people around me. Time seems to stop in that square as I look around me. I can't see the Castle, or Space Mountain, or Splash Mountain. I can only see the handful of buildings, and the people. It is Disney World's most amazing place to me. It's not a big space, but it somehow holds so much of the world's heart. I love that square.

And then I make my way to the corner. And I love that even more. The Castle stands with such grace, holding such magic. If wishes were bricks, we'd all have castles in our backyards.

And Main Street, where I lose myself every single time. EVERY time. I cannot tell you one single store on Main Street. I know they are there. I've read about them. I smell stuff. I hear stuff. But I haven't the slightest idea what is there. I watch my boys as they see the Castle. I get the honor of witnessing their faces when they see magic, happiness, hope and love come to life in balloons and glowing stuff, horses and trolleys, quartets and dancing. I get to see my DH be a kid again and be an amazing father all at once. The weight of the world disappears on Main Street. And we are left with hope. Not just trivial hope like the hope that we will have a week with less rain than last year, or that the food will taste good, or that we'll get to meet a character we've never seen. It's a hope that goes much deeper than that. Main Street makes me hope that I can bring with me some of the wonder, some of the kindness and joy that I feel there. It makes me want to do better, to be better.

If that isn't magic, I don't know what is.
 
This is a great report, especially the last part about the magic. 10 nights from now we'll be in the MK for Wishes & Spectromagic. Thanks for writing.
 
Now I'm all teary-eyed.

I cannot tell you much I am anticipating feeling the magic for the first time next summer, and when I read an installment like this one; I get butterflies in my tummy! :thumbsup2
 












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