Halloween Jokes?

[chickie]

I know this is last minute, but my dd(9) still doesn't have a good joke for trick or treating tonight. Can you guys give us some ideas? (Keep it appropriate, please..., even though the non-appropriate ones are more fun).She's dressing up as a hippy tonight, so she wanted me to put this smilie in.
Thanks a bunch, and
Happy Halloween!!!

 

[hideeh]

Why did the skelton go out for BBQ?

To get some spare ribs?

(I can't take credit.....my DD8 learned it from Wizards of Waverly Place!)


Heidi