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Wow--
The shock thread is closed, and I was going to post there!
So I was in the Magic Kingdom yesterday, bopping into the Fast Pass line for Space Mountain, when this GANG of people (like 12 of them) climbs over the standby line into the fast pass line right in front of me. Bossy Me says, "Do you all have fast passes?" to which one guy says "Yes-- we have fast passes." So as we approach the point at the top of the ramp where you have to turn in your fast passes, they start RUNNING, like they're going to charge the poor CM! Instead, they duck back into the standby line, pushing right in front of the people waiting there. I should mention that it was a 70 minute wait. As one of the moms (yes, some were moms. One was definitely a grandfather of about 70 years old) is shoving her kid through the bars of the standby line, she says really quickly "We have to go to the bathroom!"
So the CM kinda shrugs as they push past him. I am fuming now, and I say "Nice job, cheaters!" (Y'know how you want to say something, but what comes out is not really funny or clever? This was one of those times.)
So they go left, I go right, and two minutes later, the lights come on, and Space Mountain is experiencing "technical difficulties".
I like to think they had to catch a plane and never got to ride Space Mountain during their trip. Karma. 
The shock thread is closed, and I was going to post there!
So I was in the Magic Kingdom yesterday, bopping into the Fast Pass line for Space Mountain, when this GANG of people (like 12 of them) climbs over the standby line into the fast pass line right in front of me. Bossy Me says, "Do you all have fast passes?" to which one guy says "Yes-- we have fast passes." So as we approach the point at the top of the ramp where you have to turn in your fast passes, they start RUNNING, like they're going to charge the poor CM! Instead, they duck back into the standby line, pushing right in front of the people waiting there. I should mention that it was a 70 minute wait. As one of the moms (yes, some were moms. One was definitely a grandfather of about 70 years old) is shoving her kid through the bars of the standby line, she says really quickly "We have to go to the bathroom!"
So the CM kinda shrugs as they push past him. I am fuming now, and I say "Nice job, cheaters!" (Y'know how you want to say something, but what comes out is not really funny or clever? This was one of those times.)
So they go left, I go right, and two minutes later, the lights come on, and Space Mountain is experiencing "technical difficulties".
I like to think they had to catch a plane and never got to ride Space Mountain during their trip. Karma. 


I just finished eating dinner before reading that and I gagged! Shoe licking????? OMG I would have freaked out right there on the bus even if the kid was someone else's. Even if I managed to maintain my composure, my kids would freak out and I think my daughter would puke. I hope they won't still be there when we get there next week 
Mom just let him keep doing it. My dog has more sense than to lick a dirty window. 50 billion germs and the parents can't figure out why little Poindexter got sick.