mrFDNY
<font color=red>I'll be back mrFDNY. I have my ey
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hi all,
first how was everyones day today?hope all are well and had a great turkey day!! so we ate around 6 pm at my mil's house,so now it's 11:30 and i go into the frdige for some left overs and guess what?i left the left overs at my mil's house on thekitchen table.wait it gets worse,my in laws live right next door,i mean like 10 feet away,my walls are thier walls.but at 11:30 i can't go over there this late.so now i'n sitting here,knowing there is a ton of food ten feet away and i can't get to it and i'm hungry!!!!
i have a plan,what do you think?i run to the corner payphone and call 911,to report a fire at thier house.then i run home and tuck myself in bed.the FDNY shows up i'll wait 2 minutes top.by then the FDNY should be in thier house.then i go running in with my FDNY photo ID.act concered,yep when we all figure out it's a false arlam.then i pop the question,"do you mind oh great in law if i take some food next door to my house with me?" What do you think will it work or is it over the top and extreme??
btw,did i mention i'm hungry???
first how was everyones day today?hope all are well and had a great turkey day!! so we ate around 6 pm at my mil's house,so now it's 11:30 and i go into the frdige for some left overs and guess what?i left the left overs at my mil's house on thekitchen table.wait it gets worse,my in laws live right next door,i mean like 10 feet away,my walls are thier walls.but at 11:30 i can't go over there this late.so now i'n sitting here,knowing there is a ton of food ten feet away and i can't get to it and i'm hungry!!!!
i have a plan,what do you think?i run to the corner payphone and call 911,to report a fire at thier house.then i run home and tuck myself in bed.the FDNY shows up i'll wait 2 minutes top.by then the FDNY should be in thier house.then i go running in with my FDNY photo ID.act concered,yep when we all figure out it's a false arlam.then i pop the question,"do you mind oh great in law if i take some food next door to my house with me?" What do you think will it work or is it over the top and extreme??
btw,did i mention i'm hungry???
How about throwing rocks at their window and running away. Then when you see the light on you could call and say you chased away the rock thrower but since you are up..... 
