Google suggestions make me laugh.

[beaucoup]

My understanding of Google Suggestions is that its things that other people, perhaps lots of other people, have also typed in. Right?

So I'm not the only person wondering how long my nose will continue to produce so much snot with this cold?



What others have you seen?

 

[cglaura]

weight of a strand of hair

DD was curious, so we googled, and it was in the list!

 

[stepmommyof1]

Well this is different because it was the autocorrect on my cell phone. I was texting a friend and I was starting to type "I have a problem"... but after I put in "p" "r" "o" then it automatically fills in "prostitute" so that my sentence now reads, "I have a prostitute". Which I most certainly did not have. Lol fortunately I noticed so I could fix it before it sent it, but I was like seriously?? How often does the word prostitute come up in a conversation?? There are a million other words that start with pro that would be more normal words to autocorrect in.

 

[rchristiansen]

What others have you seen?

We typed in "Is Mario"

And it came up "Is Mario Lopez Gay?"

I'm embarrassed to say that was the question we were trying to answer.
BTW, he's not.

 

[SookieStackhouse]

Yes, it's almost like google can read my mind when I start typing something in. Sometimes the assumptions it makes are very funny.

 

[kaytieeldr]

We typed in "Is Mario"

And it came up "Is Mario Lopez Gay?"

I'm embarrassed to say that was the question we were trying to answer.
BTW, he's not.

Right, he's not. But he played Greg Louganis in a TV movie. Louganis is an Olympic-winning swimmer who is gay, and, well, you know how people mix up actors with their characters...

 

[emer95]

I was typing in "Parasailing Disney" once, and instead "Parasailing DEATHS" came up! Stupidly, I read it! I really don't know if I want to go parasailing when we're in Disney now. The stories are horrible!