Goofy....."tail of the west"?

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He sidles up to the bar and announces:




........"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[oldkicker]

Actually, paw sued the guy who did it, but the case was thrown out of court....









....it seems he didn't have a leg to stand on.



Good morning, GP!

 

[Wishydoo]

GP...git along little doggie...



you too Bernie!

 

[Wishydoo]

sorry...I should stop <B>hounding</B> you.

 

[newmousecateer]

Morning GP.

LOL Bernie.

 

[Goofyposter]

it seems he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Sew.....are yer say'in that he was......bark'in up the wrong tree?

the case was thrown out of court....

Ahhh....Sew....the case got muzzeled eh?

 

[Wishydoo]

Okay GP, I'll throw you a <B>bone</B>
...claps crazily..bravo!!

 

[BethR]

You guys are so much fun!

(Thanks! )

 

[Dream]

Oh man...this place is really going to the dogs!!! I heard that the man who shot that poor dog's paw is hidin out on the K-9 ranch...he better go sniff it out!!!
Mornin GP!!!

 

[Goofyposter]

the K-9 ranch...he better go sniff it out!!!

NOOooooooo!.....That's the end of the tail!! They could bury yer thar! At least yer could have a good last meal thou.....I hear that on the ranch they serve some mean collar-greens!.....but....if thar's any sign of trouble...make sure you're quick to....flea!

 

[oldkicker]

Isn't BARKING up a tree redundant??

 

[Goofyposter]

Isn't BARKING up a tree redundant??

Only...........if's it's a Dogwood Tree!

 

[Wishydoo]

Why do I feel like I am in the doghouse?

 

[oldkicker]

ROTFLOL!!

 

[alabamaalan]

Don't go too far with the dog puns guys.

You wouldn't want to tic off your loyal readers!

 

[Wishydoo]

LOL Alan!

I'm itchin' to say something here...but I need to go for a walk...wish I could <B>stay</B>.

 

[Goofyposter]

We're really pack'in the puns teuday!

Yer right...

...some of these puns could fetch a ruff...growl from some!

 

[Wishydoo]

yes Master

 

[Dream]

The K-9 ranch is the end of the tail??? Well dogone if I knew that!! That poor dog had better high tail it out of there then!!!
Maybe sniffing around another pad would be a better idea! So he loves collar-ds does he? Maybe he would enjoy some mutt-on along with it?

 

[Goofyposter]

We seem to be bassett with chewie puns!

LOL! That last one might knock the pants off some wieners!

Aww....was that cagey?...or are we just Scratch'in the surface?....after all....thar's quite a poodle of puns to pick from!