Goofy.....Hellman's Holiday??

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!!

Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss.

So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as ......





.....Sinko de Mayo.

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[CathyCanada]

Groan....I should have seen that one coming....

 

[alabamaalan]

GP, the next time you do a condiment pun, please hold the mayo!

 

[CruiserDew73]

ooo, that one had me cracking up, lol

 

[Goofyposter]

GP, the next time you do a condiment pun, please hold the mayo!

Uhyuck!
After this one....I think it's a miracle I wasn't whipped !

 

[newmousecateer]

That one had me laughing out loud GP!

That was GREAT! WONDERFUL! FANTASTIC!! AWESOME!

Gee, hope I'm not spreading it on too thick....

 

[alabamaalan]

Oh my...

Lettuce be careful before this thread moves on to related puns. Nevertheless, I toast your wit, sir!

 

[Goofyposter]

Tankgirl....how could it be TOO thick?



...after all...lest we forget....

...when you bring out the Hellman's you bring out the best!


Al...I also relish your rye wit!

 

[alabamaalan]

Ah GP, they come so fast from you that it is difficult for me to ketchup

(With apologies to the Ya-Ya's)

 

[DaveH]

 

[Goofyposter]

they come so fast from you that it is difficult for me to ketchup

The bad part Alan is.....

that when you do a rapid pun-o-thon.....



.....there's almost no margarine fer errors!

 

[alabamaalan]

Oh my lard, it is getting bad. You're just on a roll because Tankgirl buttered you up earlier.

 

[Goofyposter]

I have to condiment you on that last one!

But it seems I'm in kinda of a pickle .

A friend of mine ....

(a real "salt" of the earth type )

....who has a peppery attitude when he's

sauced, has just called me from jail asking for bail!


Apparently he was doing the salsa in a bar....

when he lost his dressing.... I hope the court understands it's his first offense!

The Judge hearing so many cases in a day.... he mustardeasily!

 

[alabamaalan]

Good Gravy! I'm sorry to hear about your friend.

He'd better watch that temper of his. When he gets hot and allows himself to become cross, he can only expect to have his buns tossed in jail!


BTW, "The Judge hearing so many cases in a day.... mustarded easily!"

Don't you ever make fun of MY accent!

 

[olena]

This is just too much! LOL!

 

[Serena]

 

[Pam]

I've sitting here, stewing, because all of the great one-liners have already been used!

Ah GP, they come so fast from you that it is difficult for me to ketchup

Ahhh..... Alan, you are a true YaYa at heart!!!

My Mama always said, "Heinz-sight is 20/20"!

 

[catsrule]