Goofy.....Deal on the fly?

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!


The Farmer down the road had a gull-like sea bird I wanted.

For payment I wrote him an original poem.



Everyone thought I had taken ........







........................a tern for the verse.

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[oldkicker]

Hey! If I believed this one would it make me a sap or a sucker???

'Morning, GP!

 

[alabamaalan]

I'm sure the farmer was ready to get rid of her after all the problems in the barnyard.

The rooster wanted a tern but it seems she wasn't that kind of a gull.

I hope throwing your own words back at you doesn't constitue a fowl.

 

[Goofyposter]

I hope throwing your own words back at you doesn't constitue a fowl.

Not at all!.......I'm used to eating crow!


Of course....I always come a-running when it's time to eat....I usually run so fast I get puffin!

 

[Indyman]

Originally posted by Goofyposter
Not at all!.......I'm used to eating crow!


Of course....I always come a-running when it's time to eat....I usually run so fast I get puffin!

I would think all that puffin makes it hard to swallow when eating crow.

I'm trying to think about a pun using a woodpecker, but I'd probably have to duck and run for cover from the mods.

 

[Goofyposter]

I'm trying to think about a pun using a woodpecker, but I'd probably have to duck and run for cover from the mods.

Yes Indyman......some of them might think it would be grouse!

 

[alabamaalan]

Originally posted by Indyman
I'm trying to think about a pun using a woodpecker, but I'd probably have to duck and run for cover from the mods.

Ah, you're just yellow if you are worried about being hammered by the mods.

The yellowhammer is a common flicker, or type of woodpecker, and the state bird of Alabama.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled posting....

 

[Dream]

Hmmmm....woodpecker???? Er...um...well that just might break a cardinal rule ya know!! Anybody got a pun to spar ow? My brain is as light as a feather this morning!!!

While we are talking about rules...I guess finding a pun for a Blue footed booby might be a little seedy too...ya think?

 

[Indyman]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Ah, you're just yellow if you are worried about being hammered by the mods.

Hey, I'm just as loony as the next guy, but owl not break any rules around here.

 

[Goofyposter]

I guess finding a pun for a Blue footed booby might be a little seedy too...ya think?

NOT IN THE LEAST !!!


(I jurst said that to....egg you on)

 

[Indyman]

Dream, you're brain may be light as a feather, but you didn't let us down. You have quite a talont for puns.

 

[Dream]

Hee hee....trying to egg me on are ya GP?? Well if I let ya do that ya know what would hoppin don't ya?? The mods would flock to this thread and call me a bird-brain ......then I would be letting ya'll down !

So I will resist your squalking !!

 

[Goofyposter]

You have quite a talont for puns

Yer right Indy! Some folks would have to really claw for a pun!

But I suspect, Dream isn't even scratching the surface!

I'll just keep pecking away at the puns!

 

[alabamaalan]

Come on, Dream, you could post a little biddy picture and the mods wouldn't even know it.

Of course, if you did end up with egg on your face, it would look like a hen grenade went off!

 

[newmousecateer]

And you are all crazy as a loon

 

[Dream]

Hi Marilyn!!! These roosters are tryin to get me in deep doo doo.....but I am dropping this subject like.....OK not going there!!!


Now Al...after my "harpoon" pun the other day, you'd better prey I don't post a little biddy picture!!! Sometimes I say things that are a little batty !!!

 

[alabamaalan]

Even though I'm a rooster, and caught your harpoon pun, I'll not get cocky about it.

I'm glad you dropped the subject since the mods are eagle eyed about catching that sort of thing.

I would hate to see you hawk your puns somewhere else!