Goofy....Circus Act with a valuable lesson!

Goofyposter

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Groosch!!?

It seems that a circus was losing money and could not afford to keep it’s animals anymore.

The lion tamer begged and pleaded to keep just one lion;
but the owner said the best he could do was a dog.

So the lion tamer trained this dog to do everything the lions had done-the only thing the dog couldn’t do was hold the trainer’s head in his mouth so the trainer thought he could just put his foot in the dog’s mouth.

The audience loved the act;but the trainer got greedy for applause and stuck both of his feet into the dog’s mouth and the dog gagged and bit them right off, which proves........





...........you should not put all your legs in one basset.
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Have A Great Day Everybody!!!
 
Oh Goofy, :crazy:
thanks for the laugh this morning. :)
 
I know that circus! They used to have a great human cannonball act but fired him for a new man of higher caliber.
 

Tough break there on the legs GP...but good grief it's a good thing they got rid of that lion!!! This story really would have made the headlions then!!!!

Good Monday mornin GP!:teeth:
 
Goof, you have the knack of making me smile no matter what. You have always been my favorite Goof since the first time I went to DW when I was 17 1/2, you have won my heart over. I'll be back in Septmeber to see you. I dated a guy that used to call me goofy so I have tons of goofy pressed pennies to remind me of my past and of you:D
 
Oh....a good groaner....:D
 






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