Goofyposter
Director of Farmland Defense
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Groosch!!?
It seems that a circus was losing money and could not afford to keep its animals anymore.
The lion tamer begged and pleaded to keep just one lion;
but the owner said the best he could do was a dog.
So the lion tamer trained this dog to do everything the lions had done-the only thing the dog couldnt do was hold the trainers head in his mouth so the trainer thought he could just put his foot in the dogs mouth.
The audience loved the act;but the trainer got greedy for applause and stuck both of his feet into the dogs mouth and the dog gagged and bit them right off, which proves........
...........you should not put all your legs in one basset.
Have A Great Day Everybody!!!
It seems that a circus was losing money and could not afford to keep its animals anymore.
The lion tamer begged and pleaded to keep just one lion;
but the owner said the best he could do was a dog.
So the lion tamer trained this dog to do everything the lions had done-the only thing the dog couldnt do was hold the trainers head in his mouth so the trainer thought he could just put his foot in the dogs mouth.
The audience loved the act;but the trainer got greedy for applause and stuck both of his feet into the dogs mouth and the dog gagged and bit them right off, which proves........
...........you should not put all your legs in one basset.

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!