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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Ann D. goes to her first show at an art gallery and is
looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has
black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of
purple paint streaked across it. Ann walks over to the
artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"
looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has
black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of
purple paint streaked across it. Ann walks over to the
artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"