UGHHHHHHHH! Someone is going to get a beat down the next time I see him.
Basically, my BFFs ex is an !@#. Tonight, I told him to back off, he won't leave her alone. He keeps asking her out again, saying "Oh, why are you touching him? (her crush), stuff like that. So I sent him a text and I was like "Listen, this is Sonya. You need to leave her alone. If you don't she'll never give you the time of day. Got it?". He said " I don't give a -----(f word here).
Then he's like, "Hey I heard you were cheating on me with soccer players, no wonder b/c your a ---(garden tool).
UGHHHHHHHHH!