Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[tink_lover]

I want Never too pooped to polka

Oh I love it!!! I have some fantastic memories/pictures of my parent's parties in the late 60s/early 70s where there was plenty of mixed drinks, an accordian and lots of polka dancing.

 

[tink_lover]

Also, keep this in mind. I have been known to joke around a bit. The first story that I tell in that thread is 100% true.

I read that first story earlier today. We have something in common. Mine are all adopted too.

 

[tink_lover]

You don't need tags. You look just fine naked.

Wait a minute - are you heading to the sauna without me?

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh I love it!!! I have some fantastic memories/pictures of my parent's parties in the late 60s/early 70s where there was plenty of mixed drinks, an accordian and lots of polka dancing.

My highly prim and proper great aunt (who is 93), owned a music store (and sold a few guitars to Elvis and has a few signed ones since he was just getting to his mega-stardom) and she gave music lessons. Wellll....she was an infamous accordian player in Southern IL and used to play weddings and whatnot. Her children and grandchildren played as well. My cousin has given up the accordian but now travels the world with some symphony. Also, my great cousin or whatever she is, is a published writer and there is a book coming out about growing up with her mother, the accordian player. I guess my aunt really cut a rug with that thing. I want to see the pictures and I do believe there are some reallllly old videos of it!

 

[Wall-E1]

I read that first story earlier today. We have something in common. Mine are all adopted too.

Oh, when did you experience your momentary lapse of reason?

You must have some good stories also - especially having three. Have you told a story over there? It's been such a long day, I can't remember.

 

[PebblesMK]

Wait a minute - are you heading to the sauna without me?

Dropping the towel and running to the sauna. Wait...let me pick that towel up.

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh, when did you experience your momentary lapse of reason?

You must have some good stories also - especially having three. Have you told a story over there? It's been such a long day, I can't remember.

I left stories. I could probably fill up 250 pages of stories of my not so good parenting.

 

[Wall-E1]

Wait a minute - are you heading to the sauna without me?

No, I'm heading out to make snow angels in the nude. Well actually, I'm in Florida, so I guess it will have to be sand angels at the beach - in the nude. Which reminds me of a funny story. I once took about twenty kids to a nude beach(by accident) - not my own, so it would not be appropriate for the bad parenting thread.

 

[tink_lover]

OK - tomorrow I'm going to post some of those infamous basement polka party pictures. I'll figure it out somehow.

I didn't post on the bad parent thread mainly because we went from one kid to 3 when we adopted a 2 year old and 10 month old at once and quite frankly, there are years that are a blur for me. Things are just finally starting to settle down. Although, we got the sitter last night and she refuses to babysit again for the demon boys.

 

[tink_lover]

No, I'm heading out to make snow angels in the nude. Well actually, I'm in Florida, so I guess it will have to be sand angels at the beach - in the nude. Which reminds me of a funny story. I once took about twenty kids to a nude beach(by accident) - not my own, so it would not be appropriate for the bad parenting thread.

Good night!! I will be dreaming of making sand angels in one month when I'm at WDW for my first visit of 2010!!

Sweet dreams WallE and Badger and anyone else lurking.

 

[PebblesMK]

Good night!! I will be dreaming of making sand angels in one month when I'm at WDW for my first visit of 2010!!

Sweet dreams WallE and Badger and anyone else lurking.

You're going to bed?!?!?!? I rarely sleep. I'll be lurking around here for a while.

 

[PebblesMK]

No, I'm heading out to make snow angels in the nude. Well actually, I'm in Florida, so I guess it will have to be sand angels at the beach - in the nude. Which reminds me of a funny story. I once took about twenty kids to a nude beach(by accident) - not my own, so it would not be appropriate for the bad parenting thread.

Beware...sand will get in the crevices. Luckily for the little snowflake, one crease of his is sealed shut so he'll be golden in that area.

 

[Wall-E1]

No, I'm heading out to make snow angels in the nude. Well actually, I'm in Florida, so I guess it will have to be sand angels at the beach - in the nude. Which reminds me of a funny story. I once took about twenty kids to a nude beach(by accident) - not my own, so it would not be appropriate for the bad parenting thread.

Just so the proper authorities don't come knocking, let me explain the nude beach situation. I have good friends that own a preschool. They run a summer camp there. Well, every summer they try to get me to help out whenever I can. For instance, this past summer I would come once a week, occasionally twice. I am very popular with the under 12 crowd.They enjoy my brand of comedy So, we went on a morning trip into Miami Beach to visit a children's museum. In the afternoon, we were going to the beach. I ordinarily don't go to the beaches in Miami Beach. I prefer the ones closer to the Keys or further north in Jupiter. Anyway, I wasn't all that familiar with them. So, we are walking on to the beach. I'm looking straight ahead to the water, trying to determine if there are rip currents and where we should head to. I hear the kids giggling and my assistant trying to get my attention(which is not so easy when I'm in my own world). She finally grabs me and motions for me to look down. How I didn't notice the nude bodies - I don't know. But there we were, standing in a sea of nudity with young boys and girls.

 

[PebblesMK]

Just so the proper authorities don't come knocking, let me explain the nude beach situation. I have good friends that own a preschool. They run a summer camp there. Well, every summer they try to get me to help out whenever I can. For instance, this past summer I would come once a week, occasionally twice. I am very popular with the under 12 crowd.They enjoy my brand of comedy So, we went on a morning trip into Miami Beach to visit a children's museum. In the afternoon, we were going to the beach. I ordinarily don't go to the beaches in Miami Beach. I prefer the ones closer to the Keys or further north in Jupiter. Anyway, I wasn't all that familiar with them. So, we are walking on to the beach. I'm looking straight ahead to the water, trying to determine if there are rip currents and where we should head to. I hear the kids giggling and my assistant trying to get my attention(which is not so easy when I'm in my own world). She finally grabs me and motions for me to look down. How I didn't notice the nude bodies - I don't know. But there we were, standing in a sea of nudity with young boys and girls.

I hope they were at least good looking "nood" people....old ugly ones will ruin it for the kids.

 

[Wall-E1]

OK - tomorrow I'm going to post some of those infamous basement polka party pictures. I'll figure it out somehow.

I didn't post on the bad parent thread mainly because we went from one kid to 3 when we adopted a 2 year old and 10 month old at once and quite frankly, there are years that are a blur for me. Things are just finally starting to settle down. Although, we got the sitter last night and she refuses to babysit again for the demon boys.

They sound like little angels. I don't believe that they could have ever caused anyone any grief.

 

[PebblesMK]

OK - tomorrow I'm going to post some of those infamous basement polka party pictures. I'll figure it out somehow.

I didn't post on the bad parent thread mainly because we went from one kid to 3 when we adopted a 2 year old and 10 month old at once and quite frankly, there are years that are a blur for me. Things are just finally starting to settle down. Although, we got the sitter last night and she refuses to babysit again for the demon boys.

I want to watch your precious snowflakes. They will love me (And if they don't....into the closet they go)

 

[Wall-E1]

I hope they were at least good looking "nood" people....old ugly ones will ruin it for the kids.

It's Miami Beach. They were all very hot Brazilian women. I would have preferred to stay a while.

You see, the way it works in Miami Beach is this. The beach is broken up into sections every few blocks. It's unspoken boundaries. For a few blocks you have the nude beach. Then you may have a few blocks of the gay beach. There are a few blocks which are the family beach. I did not know this at the time. So, I parked in the wrong section. All my prior trips to Miami Beach had been to restaurants and such, no beaches.

 

[Wall-E1]

I want to watch your precious snowflakes. They will love me (And if they don't....into the closet they go)

I think Tink Lover is just a bad parent. How could anyone call their child a demon? Son of Satan, Beelzebub maybe - but demon.

 

[PebblesMK]

I think Tink Lover is just a bad parent. How could anyone call their child a demon? Son of Satan, Beelzebub maybe - but demon.

Spawn of Satan? Is that acceptable?

And I've never been to Miami Beach. My man-friend who is not really anything to me anymore wanted me to go there with him. I'm not hot enough to venture to the beach. Corpse white skin doesn't seem to be the popular option down there.

 

[Wall-E1]

Spawn of Satan? Is that acceptable?

And I've never been to Miami Beach. My man-friend who is not really anything to me anymore wanted me to go there with him. I'm not hot enough to venture to the beach. Corpse white skin doesn't seem to be the popular option down there.

No, you pretty much have to be of South American descent, and have something on your body that is silicone to be accepted at that beach. They have tourist beaches for pasty white people from Wisconsin elsewhere.