Gifts for People You Don't Like.

[Born 2 Fish]

Okay here's your chance , what gift for Christmas would you give to someone you don't like ?

You know,,mouthwash or maybe deodorant or how bout my inlaws to be their inlaws,,
go ahead, you can tell us,,

 

[jriae2000]

Tickets home in January.

 

[SCtigercock]

For the greedy and those I really don't like and especially those who always come with their hands open ready/expecting/demanding a gift, I sweet smile and note indicating a donation to a worthy cause in their honor. And I try to find a cause they can't stand or disagree with.

Helps my psyche and taxes.

 

[DaveInTN]

 

[ORLCampers]

Here are two that always go over well:

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Kitchen-Gadgets.Peter-Petrie-Egg-Separator&p=2305&c=83

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Kitchen-Gadgets.THE-TOILET-MUG&p=28042&c=83

If those don't fit the bill, I'm sure you can find something that will

 

[devores]

I have one of those toilet shaped cups. It was given to me by a "friend" I guess. Now Im wondering.....hmmmmm.

 

[BRDof3]

A foot pedal-operated nose hair trimmer.

 

[AuburnJen92]

 

[2goofycampers]

Complete set of ALL seasons of The View.

 

[AuburnJen92]

every channel in their house reprogrammed to CNN

 

[des1954]

A cell phone whose ring tone is permanently set to "It's A Small World".

 

[Magicbus]

A cell phone whose ring tone is permanently set to "It's A Small World".

I've never heard that song. Can you hum a few bars?

 

[SCtigercock]

I've never heard that song. Can you hum a few bars?

 

[kampfirekim]

Complete set of ALL seasons of The View.

In Blue Ray!


The complete Justin Bieber action figure collection. Yes. It really exists.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Ten things to say about gifts you don't like


10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well...

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

 

[auntie]

Let me see..

Is crammin' your fist down someone's throat in the Christmas Spirit?

What.. I'm just askin"..

 

[kampfirekim]

Auntie..that sounds more like a gift to yourself.

I guess it could be called a "Christmas Punch".....everyone likes punch at Christmas.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

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