S. C.
The mitten state
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- Nov 17, 2002
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> >
> > Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The
> > wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking
> > a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says,
> > "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My
> > face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> > waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat
> > legs and my arms are all flabby"
> >
> > She turns to her husband and says....."Tell me
> > something positive to make me feel better about
> > myself"
> >
> > He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well....
> > there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
>
> > Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The
> > wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking
> > a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says,
> > "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My
> > face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> > waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat
> > legs and my arms are all flabby"
> >
> > She turns to her husband and says....."Tell me
> > something positive to make me feel better about
> > myself"
> >
> > He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well....
> > there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
>
