Reminds me of a phone call I had at work around Christmas.
The name of my Hallmark is Matthew's Hallmark. There is a Matthew's Construction company in Richmond and for some reason, 411 mixes up our numbers.
I answered the phone one day..
"Matthews Hallmark, Lauri speaking, may I help you?"
and this voice said
"How much do you charge per hour to bore (as in holes, but I couldn't pass up this opportunity)"
I said
"Well sir, I consider this a pretty exciting Hallmark store but if you aren't thrilled with it to the point your bored, well you don't have to pay us a thing!"
He said
"Huh?"
I said
"You just called a Hallmark store"
Now you would think we would both sit back and have a good laugh at the situation but apparently his BVDs were cutting off his sense of humor and he just hung up.
Life is too short not to laugh