"What a piece of junk!" Luke when he first sees the Millenium Falcon
Funny story: We just bought a new vehicle, and some relatives were over when I drove it into the driveway. They came outside with my DD11 and all told me how much they liked it. In true padawan form, my DD looked right at me, and in her best Luke Skywalker voice announced "WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK!" The relatives were morified when I laughed at her comment. Obviously they are not SW fans!