Funny terms for ring bearer?

[vlkleinh]

Hi all,
We are putting together an invitation sort of in the form of an old boxing/circus poster. Looking for a funny wording for the ring bearer

For example if the ring bearer's name was Zak Smith (which it is not)...something like (but I haven't thought of something I like yet):

Zak "Bearer of the Rings" Smith
Zak "magnetic fingers" smith
High-flying Zack smith

This are examples to get your brain going...I can't think of anything right now. Any ideas? It could be a play on the "ring", "cushion", "toddler", etc.

Please help!

Thanks in advance.

 

[sambycat]

ring master


thats all i got. i been up all night!

 

[Arenita]

I like Ring Master!

Ring Man???...I like Ring Master!

 

[Lisatiggg]

HI!
This does not really go with your circus theme but i thought i would throw it out there anyhow.. we found a really cute tshirt for our ringer bearer.. that had a police shield on the front and says ring bearer on it and then on the back it says ring security!!

My fiancé is a police office so this works perfectly!

 

[2010_Bride]

Maybe something about a "3 ring circus" - but there are only two rings...so not sue how to incorporate it.
I do also like ring master

 

[DiSnEyFrEaK22]

Well, this might not go with your theme, but you may be able to work it in there, bling bearer i just think it's so cute!