*sigh* I want there to be at least one cup filled halfway with water (or wine for the

drama

) that spills and spins around (but doesn't shatter, suggesting that the plan may work). I need papers to go fluttering to the ground as delicately as a butterfly while someone gasps because I caused a dramatic scene slamming the door open and rushing in, long coat billowing behind me and hair falling out of it's clip, my glasses slightly askew from the rush.........is that really too much to ask for?