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[PollyannaMom]

 

[PollyannaMom]

I laughed way too hard at this one.

 

[PollyannaMom]

 

[mrodgers]

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I don't think I'm the only one who read that with the voice of King Ezekiel

 

[mrodgers]

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I did an experiment. I started a 250 sheet roll of Angel Soft April 1st. Finished it on April 17. Thus, if I happen to have panicked and even just bought a 48 pack from Sam's, I would be finishing up that 48 pack on June 9, 2022. For me to use it up by 2050, I would only have had to purchase 13 packs of Sam's toilet paper.

Now extrapolating the numbers of a family of 4 walking out of Sam's with 4 packs of toilet paper to last the expected 14 days as that's why people were panic buying, you can easily assume that a family of 4 will use up those 4 packs of 48 roll toilet paper also around June of 2022.

 

[JoanneAZ]

I did an experiment. I started a 250 sheet roll of Angel Soft April 1st. Finished it on April 17. Thus, if I happen to have panicked and even just bought a 48 pack from Sam's, I would be finishing up that 48 pack on June 9, 2022. For me to use it up by 2050, I would only have had to purchase 13 packs of Sam's toilet paper.

Now extrapolating the numbers of a family of 4 walking out of Sam's with 4 packs of toilet paper to last the expected 14 days as that's why people were panic buying, you can easily assume that a family of 4 will use up those 4 packs of 48 roll toilet paper also around June of 2022.

Are you accounting for the difference in use by a female vs a male?

 

[jdb in AZ]

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I laughed way too hard at this one.

But wait! Several noses are uncovered, and they aren't social distancing! (yes, we're too sensitive these daze.)

 

[easyas123]

This thread has gotten me through some tough moments! Thank you to all of you. Whenever I feel sad or stressed I come here and it cheers me up.

It's been a great break from all the heavy news & conversations that is for sure!

 

[willowsnn3]

 

[willowsnn3]

 

[willowsnn3]

MY SCALE DURING QUARANTINE

 

[willowsnn3]

 

[katmigordon]

So true

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[mrodgers]

Are you accounting for the difference in use by a female vs a male?

Impossible for me to do that. I only have male parts.

Ok, so I forgot how important minute details to a joke is to this forum.

As a single male alone in my house who does not utilize the commonplace theory of never work on company time and never go on your own.... [insert my last post]

 

[fly girl]

 

[fly girl]

had to white out the vulgar word, but too funny not to share!

 

[JimMIA]

had to white out the vulgar word, but too funny not to share!

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"Man" is not a vulgar word!

 

[MarkLT1]

 

[MarkLT1]

 

[jdb in AZ]