Funny lines

[cleverclovers]

What is a line that made you laugh recently? (sarcasm is acceptable here)

"Your call is important to us."

 

[maslex]

One that always gets me is on a commercial:

Six callers ahead of us Jimmy.

Not sure why, but that cracks me up every time.

 

[Flight]

"We apologize for the inconvenience."

Sure you do.

 

[JPM3]

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

 

[UncleMike101]

A line most often used by White House Press Secretary's.
"What he really meant was......."
(Fill in the fib.)

 

[low-key]

 

[Diznotyzed]

We were leaving to go someplace and my sister waved goodbye and said "Have fun storming the castle!" (from The Princess Bride)

 

[FlightlessDuck]

"As bold as brass and twice as stupid".

 

[Jaya]

"Please hold.....a representative will be with you shortly."

 

[gwynne]

She sounds hideous!! Well, she's a guy, so.....

 

[bballmom56]

Just Wednesday, at the store where I work, after working with a customer by phone for quite a while and making a $2000.00+ sale, the customer sang my praises and said to me that my boss owes me dinner after this. The bosses were right there and I could only laugh - that wasn't going to happen! But it was the best laugh I had all week!

 

[sam_gordon]

In D Annapolis

 

[NFLDERS]

Dgs (8) returned from a field trip today that he had anticipated for a few days. When his Grandfather, and I asked what his favourite part of the trip was he replied:. "The burr bush they (he, and class friends) found, and played in!".

They had gone to an Castle built in 1835. Boys!!

Btw, I'm very fond of anything Mark Twain..

 

[WorldWacky]

She sounds hideous!! Well, she's a guy, so.....

I laugh EVERY single time!

 

[cleverclovers]

I"ll only eat one Thin Mint cookie.

 

[cleverclovers]

I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.

 

[FINFAN]

She sounds hideous!! Well, she's a guy, so.....

that commercial needs to win an award

 

[FINFAN]

"There's No Rule's!!!!!!!" from the Little Caesars pizza commercials...not sure why, but it cracks me up

and from the movie Office Space
"Yeeeeaaahhhhh, That'd be great"

and from Finding Nemo

 

[Domo]

The ultimate pickup line...

"Did you fall out of heaven, you clumsy oaf?"