funny joke

[jazstar87]

To peanuts was walking down the street and one was assaulted

My five year cousin told me that, it was so cute to hear it from him.

 

[StitchGirl88]

I have two

There was a red head, a blonde, and a brunette that was on top of a burning building when the fire department arrived they found that the truck ladder would not reach them. So they got the trampaleen thing(sorry cant remember what they are called) and told the red head to jump so she jumps and right before she hits it they pull it out from under her. Then they told the brunetet to jump once again before she hits it they pull it out from under her. Well then they told the blonde to jump and she replied I'm not stupid move it then I'll jump.

The second one is

There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde they all had just broke out of jail and was running from the cops. They all saw a barn and ran inside it. When they got inside they seen sacks so each on jumped inside of one.Each of the sacks were different. The red head jumped in the one that said dog the brunette jumped in the one that said cat and the blonde jumped in the one that said potatoe. A few mins. later the cops came in. the one cop said well they are not in here. the other cop said hold on lets see whats in these sacks. So he goes over to the one that said dog and poked it and the red head barked. Then he went to the next sack that said cat and the cop poked at it and the brunette meowed. THe cop then went to the next sack that said potatoes so he poked at it and the blonde yelled potato potato.

I am a blonde but i found it funny sorry if they arent funny I know what i am trying to say but it kind've hard when trying to type and remember the joke. I have more but they are kind of bad and I don't think I could post them.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Ok heres one

Oh never mind It is too funny and I can't concentrate on writing it

 

[KlInger]

there once was a pearl diver named Juan.
one day while diving, he found a sick otter.
Juan nursed it back to health, and they became
the best of freinds. nobody could pearl dive
better than them, and many people hired them.
one time a man came to Juans house, and his
wife answered the door. the man said

"i would like to pay your husband to teach me how
to dive for pearls, how much will it cost?"

the wife answered "500 dollars for
my husband and his pet otter"

the man then said "how about 250$
for just your husband?"

the wife replied "sorry, but you cant have Juan without the otter."

 

[Daisymae26]

ok heres one... these two pirates were in a bar and the one with a blue hat said "arrrr... why is there a steering wheel in your pants?" the one with a grey hat replied " arrrrr... I dont know, but its drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Saxsoon]

i heard this thing in sunday school today. It might be real .
A man and wife, were going to florida, but at seperate times. the man went first and later sent an email to his wife. he accidently left out a letter, and sent it to a recent widow in Texas. i n fact, she just came back from the funeral. She checked email to see if anyone was consloling her. She fainted. The sun ran in and read:
Hello my beloved wife. I have arrived. They have a computer here to write to your loved ones. Everything seems to be set up for your arrival tomorrow. See you soon.

P.S. Man it's hot down here.

 

[Spear]

Bah, I REALLY don't feel like typing this...but meh.



An Italian, an Irishman, and a Polish guy, were all construction workers. They were working on a building, and everyday at lunch, they would all meet on the same beam to eat together. One day, they opened up their lunchboxes. The Irishman opened up his lunchbox and said, "DANGIT! If I get pizza one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!". The Irishman opened up his lunchbox, and said, "DANGIT! If I get cornbeef one more time, then I'm going to jump off this building!". The Polish Guy opened up his lunchbox and said, "DANIT! If I get Perogis one more time, then I'm going to jump off this building!".

The next day, they were sitting on the same beam, eating lunch. The Irishman opened up his lunchbox, and said, "Thank Goodness, Spagetti. Now I don't have to jump off this building!". The Irisman opend up his lunchbox and said, "Thank Goodness, Blood Sausage. Now I don't have to jump off this building!". The Polish Guy opend up his lunchbox, he saw Perogis, and sure enough, he jumped off the building.

The Irishman was horrified, while the Italian cracked up in laughter. The Irishman looked at the Italian, and asked, "What in the world are you doing!? Don't you get it!? That guy, just jumped off this building! Doesn't that mean anything to you!?" The Italian looked at the Irishman, and said, "He packs his own lunch".



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