funny joke

[KlInger]

how many fanboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? THE ANSWER: ten. one to screw it in and the other nine to argue about how the original lightbulb was much better! i hope you liked my joke, if it offended you im sorry. whats a good(clean) joke you know??

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

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that was lame

 

[Tink3rb3ll]

that was lame

Cute

 

[KlInger]

that was AWESOME!!!!! YEAH!! ROCK THEIR WORLD!ROCK THEIR WORLD!!! lets DO it!! YEEEAAAAH!!IM SO PUMPED!!

 

[KlInger]

ok heres one... these two pirates were in a bar and the one with a blue hat said "arrrr... why is there a steering wheel in your pants?" the one with a grey hat replied " arrrrr... I dont know, but its drivin' me nuts!"

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

ok here's one!


Why wasn't the 11 year old allowed to watch the pirate movie?? Cuz it was rated "Arrrrrrrrrrrr"

 

[i_luv_potc]

ok heres one... these two pirates were in a bar and the one with a blue hat said "arrrr... why is there a steering wheel in your pants?" the one with a grey hat replied " arrrrr... I dont know, but its drivin' me nuts!"

 

[KlInger]

ARRRRRR!

 

[yoyo93]

ok here's one!


Why wasn't the 11 year old allowed to watch the pirate movie?? Cuz it was rated "Arrrrrrrrrrrr"

Isn't that on Spongebob???

 

[Tink3rb3ll]

Isn't that on Spongebob???

Haha, probably

 

[marypops!]

a man walks into a bar ouch

very bad but i like it

 

[Daisymae26]

my friend told me this joke and claims that you can use it for anything (just a fair warning: it might not make sense)

what do a chimney and camping have in common?

they're both in tents.

(get it? camping you sleep in tents... and chimneys, [well they really aren't, but that's the weird yet funny part], intense )

okay, that's my lame joke

 

[TiggWDW]

Okay, I have a blonde joke:

K, I can't remember if this is the exact way it goes but okay.
There's this convention of blondes and this professor wants to prove that blondes are actually smart. So he pulls out one lady from the convention and he asks her a few questions. "What is 8 times 7?" says the professor. "54" says the lady. "Oh give her another chance!" says the convention. So he asks her another question "What is 6 times 4?" she says "23" The convention says "Oh give her another chance!" So he says, "okay, one more question. What is 2 plus 2?" "...4?" The convention goes, "Oh give her another chance!"

Sorry if I offended any blondes. I'm a blonde also.

 

[i_luv_potc]

lol there's a blonde joke in my sig (srry if i offend any blondes. but even though i'm a brunette, my friends consider me blonde lol)

 

[cool1guy1me]

if u take a shower with ur clothes on it shows ur crazy...if u take a shower naked it shows ur nuts.
i find that one very funny

 

[HilaryDuff9008]

Very funny jokes

 

[casoue10]

Very Funny Joke:
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

 

[HilaryDuff9008]

Very Funny Joke:
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

LOL

 

[Saxsoon]

These are pretty good.

Okay here we go.
Why was six afraid of seven. Because 7 8 9.
No that was not it. here's the real one.
A blonde a brunette and a red head escaped from jail. They were cornered into some trees. "We have to say something to distract them," the brunette said. The brunette said " Earthquake" she got away. THe red said "Lightning", she got a way. THe blonde yelled "FIRE!"

If you do not get that, then you are diagnosed as a blonde

 

[Disneymusicgirl]

Ooo I got one!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle!