Funny, but appropriate, T-shirt...

[LizzySwan1022]

My friend had this one shirt that said 21 ways to make people stay away from you: ...16. go to the bathroom return sopping wet offer nno explination.

"I used to have magic powers but my pshycologist took them away."
"you have pretty eyes... can i touch them?"

 

[Dinosaur33]

I have a shirt that says "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas" that I wear it everytime I use the monorail...

 

[pacificnorthwester]

this is one my dad got for Christmas-
"World's largest source of natural gas!"

my dad's a pretty big guy::giggle::

 

[rob'n]

ha, i just remembered 1: i'm bad with names so i'll just call you stupid...

 

[Pirana]

I have one
If I can't find true love I'll settle for a bunch of money insted.

LOL

 

[Princess Ash]

I have a shirt that says "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas" that I wear it everytime I use the monorail...

NUH UH REALLY?????? Where did you get it??? Or did you make it? And btw, you just solved a HUGE mystery for me...I couldn't figure out where the "se" was when I heard it. I didn't know it was attached to mantengan! I've been taking Spanish for 5 years and I'm obsessed with that saying so thank you for clearing that up!!!

 

[disneydramadiva]

I have one that says, Yes as a matter of fact, the world does revolve around me. I've seen some that say things like brunette trapped in a blonde body.

 

[WMX:V3]

"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!"

...That's to go along with that lovely fem-nazi statement, Jessie hehehehe (Allowed to make that joke b/c I went to an all-girl's private high school for all four years!!!)

Dispicable! J/K

"It seemed like a good ide at the time."

"I do all my own stunts"

"I make stuff up"

I own all these shirts. I wub 'dem!

 

[Sparx]

"people know me"

"24 ways to get on everyones nerves"and goes on to list teh ways

"no tom. you're not my friend"

 

[caitlin]

"no tom. you're not my friend"

Hahah. I like that one.

 

[tashasKraz4WDW]

Here's some funny shirts I've seen and some I own..

Front of shirt.: I'm pretty in the front
Back of shirt: I'm sexy in the back

Front of shirt: I can only please one person at a time
Back of shirt: and today is not your day

Front of shirt: sorry you can't afford me

Front of shirt: plz don't feed the models (I personally love this shirt because I model)

Front of shirt: ha I caught you looking!

And I'm sure we all just adore these shirts
Front of shirt: I went to (insert destination) and all I got was this stupid shirt!

 

[mercydisney]

Sayings.

In WDW...I saw this kid and I told him "NICE SHIRT, I love it! It's hysterical!" Totally freaked the kid out, but I couldn't help but laugh at...

"You looked better on MySpace..."

PRICELESS!

Also at WDW...

"Let me drop everything I'm doing and work on your problems."

"The world does revolve around me!"

Share away! You know they're funny to read...you may even have some!!!

have you seen the one that says i just want everything is that to much to ask is my all time favorite

 

[Captain Brain]

"join the dark side......please?"

 

[ellindea]

Ok, it wasn't a t-shirt, but a bumper sticker. My mom cracked up and said I should get it...
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure." hehe. Some people might say I'm indecisive
And I want to put this on a shirt--I heard it from a girl who was in choir w/ me:
"Hold me. I'm a fermata."

 

[Daisymae26]

Ok, it wasn't a t-shirt, but a bumper sticker. My mom cracked up and said I should get it...
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure." hehe. Some people might same I'm indecisive
And I want to put this on a shirt--I heard it from a girl who was in choir w/ me:
"Hold me. I'm a fermata."

So funny Danielle!

 

[cheerchick]

I have a shirt that says "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas" that I wear it everytime I use the monorail...

Where did u get that shirt? I love that saying on the Monrail and I'm trying to get it perfected before I go in August. Almost got it but not quite.

 

[BlueEyes9605]

Haha this one kid at my school has a bunch of funny shirts but the 2 that I laugh at the most are:

1. "There better be cheese at the end of this maze!"
and
2. "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, consider yourself a pretty monkey!"

 

[PolynessianBaby]

"Call me later 555-GET LOST"--I own
"Keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt"
"It's cute you think I'm interested"--I own
"I'm a busy girl but maybe I can fit you in"--I own
"National Bank of Dad...CLOSED"
"Single and NOT looking"--I own
There's some...I think they are pretty funny!
Taylor*