Fun thread! Rules you think everyone should follow

[binny]

Not really serious stuff just little stuff.

here are a couple of mine
Thou shall NOT park so close to my vehicle that my skinny 9 year old cant squeeze in (and how did you get OUT of your car anyway???)


Thou shalt not be a line bully. Remember Kindergarten? Same rules apply now. (except you dont have to raise your hand when you have to go to the bathroom)

 

[englishteacha]

Do not pick your nose in public, even if you think no one is looking.

 

[wowsmom]

Do not pick your nose in public, even if you think no one is looking.

When I was learning to drive, many years ago, my sister taught me that is a sure fire way to get the police to drive on - you know how sometimes they come up alongside you and go the same speed? She said if that ever happened, just start picking. Luckily, I never had to test it out....

 

[PatsMom]

If your vehicle is too big for you to park, it is too big for you to drive. Big SUVs and trucks parked crooked drive me crazy! If you can't park it, don't drive it.

 

[Chicago526]

For the love of all that is holy, DON'T let your little kids run around in the grocery store on a busy weekend. This is not the time to let them take the kid sized carts (yes, i know they're cute) and "do their own shopping". I like kids. I hope some day to have them. I know you can't always leave them at home and you need to bring them. I know it's boring and they want to run and play. But it is just way to crowded at times and it's unsafe for your kids and annoying to the rest of us. Keep them in the cart seat or close by you as much as possible.

 

[DisneyKT]

I have one. Please I am begging you. Put your shopping cart back. Don't be lazy. That way it doesn't roll into my car.

 

[Judy Judy Judy]

Don't ask my opinion on something and then get all put out whenever it's not something you want to hear.

And for petesakes don't wear high heels in ice just because you think you look good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lanshark]

Chew with you mouth SHUT
Pull up your damned pants. No one wants to see your boxers or your butt. To give equal time, I really don't want to see your thong either

 

[nikkistevej]

Please use your turn signal- everyone cannot read your mind!!

 

[INDISMOM]

If you don't work, please go the the grocery store before 5pm through the week.

If you don't know how to use the self check out, go to a cashier!

 

[MidgeD79]

traffick lights are NOT a suggestion.

 

[MontanaZoo]

If you are at a grocery store, walmart, target, big box stores, stay to the right, don't cluster in groups in the middle of the aisle.

Leash your dog or have a fenced yard...I don't know that he's not going to come running down your driveway and attack my dog.

Montana specific ones:

If someone just spent 10 minutes telling you about how endangered the manchurian sika deer is that you're looking at, don't tell them deer meat is tasty.

Don't leave bloody meat in a bear box where people are camping, those things are for temporary storage and then you take your trash home, not an enticement to bring the bears in the area to you.

 

[roxmyworld]

We all know the words too. Singing is only allowed in your shower or if you being paid to perform. Thanks

 

[Talking Hands]

Pull up your damned pants. No one wants to see your boxers or your butt. To give equal time, I really don't want to see your thong either

AMEN to that.

Don't park in the hatched spots next to the handicacapped parking spots. They are for people with ramps and lift to get in and out not parking spots. I don't care if you have a placard it is not a parking spot!

If you want to talk on your cell don't block the parking lot. Park in a space and continue!

Turn your phone off in church. I want to hear the sermon not your cell ringing.

 

[Talking Hands]

If you don't work, please go the the grocery store before 5pm through the week.

If you don't know how to use the self check out, go to a cashier!

Sorry I'm waiting for my husband to come home with the car and for him to do the self checking

 

[soupy11]

Please use the restroom sinks and wash yer hands. Don't come strolling outta the stall and stop in front of the mirror if your not going to at least wet your hands, and no, it doesn't count to wipe your hands through your hair!

 

[Scornelius]

Don't spit. It's disgusting. This is especially for those 15 year old kids who stand in circles in front of their high schools, usually smoking, and spitting straight down in front. They did it when I was that age too, but we'd smack the guy and tell him he's disgusting. I don't know why the girls put up with it now.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Not really serious stuff just little stuff.

here are a couple of mine
Thou shall NOT park so close to my vehicle that my skinny 9 year old cant squeeze in (and how did you get OUT of your car anyway???)


Thou shalt not be a line bully. Remember Kindergarten? Same rules apply now. (except you dont have to raise your hand when you have to go to the bathroom)

New Rule.

I say that this hasn't been working, so lets go back to basics. ADULTS: You must now raise your hand to go to the bathroom!

 

[smschex]

Please use your turn signal- everyone cannot read your mind!!

AMEN

 

[camreesmom]

PUHLEESE....I do not want to hear you smacking that gum ESPECIALLY in church!

And one that is needed at our administration building.........ladies, if you're going to hover over instead of sitting on the toilet seat, please clean/dry it instead of leaving your tinkle on the seat.