Friendly anyone? North-West-North

[Roller Coaster Gal]

I've been trying since opening to finish this quest, but I can't get past #16. Does anyone want to play friendly?
We'll play by these rules:

Game play:
Choose who is going to win..That person starts the game and on royal.
Chose a shooter..that person is on Pirates
Everyone else just fills in on either side. NOBODY SHOOTS EXCEPT WINNER AND SHOOTER JUST SWIM AROUND AND STAY ALIVE UNTIL YOUR SHOT!!!

Round 1:
Shooter shoots ALL Royal EXCEPT winner.
then
Winner shoots ALL Pirates except shooter.
Winner gets gold bombs and shoots the shooter who by this time has about 100 points.
should finish the round with between 250-300 credits.

Round 2:
Shooter shoots all but winner
winner shoots all but one LOW CREDIT PERSON.
leave that person floating around while you get killed by kraken.
he takes some but not all of your credits.
this makes it possible for a round 3.
you will have between 50-100 credits at the end for a total aso far of 300- 400 credits (or more)

Round 3:
Same as round one

I'd like to win first, if you don't mind.
I need seven more players to help.
I'm in NWN [North West North]
My title is "iVictoria" btw :]