fridays funtastic riddle

[L107ANGEL]

Good Morning Sunshines Thanks BFF

 

[Lars624]

 

[Loubon]

A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
​

 

[barrett7890]

mike

angel

lars

 

[lexmelinda]

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

 

[L107ANGEL]

Lou!!!

 

[monymony3471]

Good one LOU.

Sent my first guess. We'll see.

 

[Loubon]

Last edited by lexmelinda : Today at 06:56 AM. Reason: I need some funny....I was the target in an unfortunate projectile vomiting incident at 4 am....Thanks, Lou!!!

So was Cami. Is it a full moon?

 

[GaTech]

Good morning, I'm in.

 

[barrett7890]

duck fan

GaTech

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Good Morning Sunshines Thanks BFF

Thanks! Oh, wait...never mind.

 

[barrett7890]

briarmom

sleepdog

 

[L107ANGEL]

Thanks! Oh, wait...never mind.

I didn't think you would be up How was the concert?

 

[sleepydog25]

A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

​

If this was JEOPARDY, the answer would be:
"What is the real story of the Dick Cheney hunting accident."

 

[snowwite]

Good morning everyone.
Abby is a cutie patootie

 

[monymony3471]

Ah, my only guess was wrong! I am very clueless over here.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I didn't think you would be up How was the concert?

It was great, and Joey didn't get really sick till we got home. I slept about 1 hour. But here's a pic: http://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/chicago_11_16_2006/20061116_bnl_chicago_sm_62244

 

[barrett7890]

di

twinkiemamma

 

[L107ANGEL]

It was great, and Joey didn't get really sick till we got home. I slept about 1 hour. But here's a pic: http://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/chicago_11_16_2006/20061116_bnl_chicago_sm_62244

Does that mean you are going to be cranky again

 

[monymony3471]

Thanks for the mint snowy!

I believe I am IN!