Friday's Can We Make It To 1000 Riddle

[horsegirl]

Yeah, Angel. I want to hear the fire story too.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Well the meet and greet was 2 1/2 hours, standing in heels the whole time. Then the lunch was another hour By the time Kristen and I left and got on the highway we both lit a cigarete (no lectures please). So here we are hauling at about 80 miles an hour and I went to ash my cigarette and we hit a huge pothole! I hit the top of the jeep and the fireworks came down
I thought I got them all and Kristen said she could smell something burning. I patted down my head thinking my hair was on fire
So now I am looking all over the back seat and couldn't find anything. I told her she was nuts and we continue on our way. I bend over to get my purse off of the floor and I see a puff of smoke. I yelled pull over thinking it was coming from under my seat.
We pull over and she yells "quick! Jump out"
So I do and she yells "Its your skirt!" Yep, my skirt was on fire and smoldering Big hole in my fav black skirt!
She couldn't drive from laughing so hard for 10 minutes

 

[Loubon]

Oh my......

 

[Grammyof2]

I only got one thing from this story.

2 1/2 hours in heels

 

[Loubon]

I only got one thing from this story.

2 1/2 hours in heels

 

[L107ANGEL]

I did that night Queeenie

 

[Loubon]

Last edited by Grammyof2 : Today at 10:29 AM. Reason: Please tell me you cracked open a beer too

 

[L107ANGEL]

Carefull Lou, me and a drink on a thread is bound to get shut down

 

[TwinkieMama]

Only 2987 to go to 1000.

Is this a joke?

or are we doing negative posts now??????

 

[Loubon]

Carefull Lou, me and a drink on a thread is bound to get shut down

And your lap on fire won't?

 

[Grammyof2]

Is this a joke?

or are we doing negative posts now??????

It's new math

 

[L107ANGEL]

And your lap on fire won't?

Good point

 

[TwinkieMama]

Well grammy you buy your soda in liters.....

so that is a start, right?

Besides, if you are so intent on dieting before the meet just start reporting your weight in kilos

See you feel lighter already

 

[shamrock bunch]

Grammy:

Angel - interesting story............