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> A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
> "Da-ad...."
> "What?
> "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
> "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
> Five minutes later:
> "Da-aaaad....."
> "WHAT?"
> "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
> "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
> Five minutes later......
> "Daaaa-aaaad....."
> "WHAT!"
> "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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>
> An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
> finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
> The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in
> and
out
> and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
> sake,Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
> _________________________________________________
> One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
> her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked
> with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
> The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said.
> "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last
> by
his
> shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
> _________________________________________________
> ________________________________________________
>
> When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
> came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
> shower. She said,"Mommy, you are getting fat!"
> I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy ."
> "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
> A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
> "Da-ad...."
> "What?
> "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
> "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
> Five minutes later:
> "Da-aaaad....."
> "WHAT?"
> "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
> "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
> Five minutes later......
> "Daaaa-aaaad....."
> "WHAT!"
> "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
> ________________________________________________
>
> An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
> finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
> The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in
> and
out
> and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
> sake,Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
> _________________________________________________
> One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
> her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked
> with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
> The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said.
> "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last
> by
his
> shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
> _________________________________________________
> ________________________________________________
>
> When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
> came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
> shower. She said,"Mommy, you are getting fat!"
> I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy ."
> "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
Thanks for sharing...I think xx
