Freaky Friday (RANT) (joke)

[imsorry]

Ok, so it’s raining again. Walk the 10 blocks to the train. My umbrella keeps blowing inside out so I put up my hood.

Get to the train, of course the escalator is still broken. Walk up the five flights (my lungs are exploding). The local and express both pull in – I can’t fit in either one. Ok – stand in the rain and wait for the next train.

It’s crowded but I squeeze in. Someone is getting off and I think I might get a seat. The “gentlemen” next to me practically knocks me down to grab it. OK.

We take off – go ten feet and stop Go ten feet and stop. The PA comes on “mumble, screech, mumble, screech”. Picture really loud static and a foreign voice mumbling something you can’t understand, really loud. I think he said something about a red signal. This happened at every station.

Did I mention how GOOD it smells in here?

Ok – try to ignore the pain in my knees, lower back and feet. Think happy thoughts. La La La

Get to Grand Central – something about a red signal.

Get to Times Square – of course the freakin escalator is broken. Walk up 56 steps (lungs exploding again).
Almost there, just two more flights to the street. It’s raining again. Some tourists are standing at the bottom of the steps looking up. In my mind “Don’t you have freakin rain in your country??? Get the hell out of my way – I’M LATE!!!!!!” What comes out of my mouth - “excuse me”!.

OK – it’s freakin raining again. Wade thru the puddles. At least the bomb squad isn’t here yet today. Get in late – my boss says “what happened to you – what happened to your hair?” You look tired – you’re late”

KILL ME NOW!!!

Oh, by the way, how is everybody doing today?

 

[momo3hods]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh since it is still raining..
Hope your day is going better.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Awwwww smile, it's Friday.

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go


You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

 

[AllyandJack]

I was driving to work and going the right way on a one way street. All of a sudden, I notice headlights coming at me. Some idiot is driving the wrong way down the street. He thinks I'm the psycho and starts yelling at me. Now we're nose to nose. I get out of my car (it's raining here, too) and he gets out of his car and people behind me are beeping (where can I go, jerk?). He's yelling at me and I point up to the One Way sign that's clearly indicating that HE is going the WRONG way. He starts yelling something about signs not being clear and directions being wrong and gets back in his car....and sits there. Um..hello...can you maybe get out of my way?!?! He backs all the way up to the next street and wraps around the other street....also going in the wrong direction, but at least he was out of my way.

The freaks are indeed out today!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Awwwww smile, it's Friday.

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go


You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Holly crap, LOVERBOY lyrics

 

[bajanswife]

A hot toddy to warm you up .......

I think you need it!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Holly crap, LOVERBOY lyrics

Excuse me Holly, but do you have a problem with Loverboy??

 

[imsorry]

A hot toddy to warm you up .......

I think you need it!

Thank you!!!!


- can you believe now my husband calls and says "can you walk up and gets tickets to Phantom of the Opera today?"

sure - I'm already wet!!

 

[Stitch Inside]

Makin' your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Takin' a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?

(CHORUS)

Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name


All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiancee' didn't show

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Roll outta bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's lookin' bright
Your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband want to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name

 

[L107ANGEL]

Excuse me Holly, but do you have a problem with Loverboy??

Hey dont make fun of my spelling

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Hey dont make fun of my spelling

Sorry Holly.


Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure

That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started rockin'
Ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
Someday he's gonna make it to the top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, he'll come alive tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep rockin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
With that one guitar he'll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he's gotta keep rockin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Just one guitar, put stars in his eyes
He's just a juke box hero, aah aah aah
Juke box hero, juke box hero, he's got stars in his eyes
Stars in his eyes

 

[Briarmom]

Good Morning!!!
And who is Holly?

Anyway imsorry, I just wanted to hijack your thread and tell you I got to mom's safely. I had to run through the Minneapolis airport with a 6 year old and a two year old (who was in the stroller) and a carseat on my back.

Whew! I am out of shape. But we made it and we are here. It just was crappy getting here!

 

[imsorry]

Good Morning!!!
And who is Holly?

Anyway imsorry, I just wanted to hijack your thread and tell you I got to mom's safely. I had to run through the Minneapolis airport with a 6 year old and a two year old (who was in the stroller) and a carseat on my back.

Whew! I am out of shape. But we made it and we are here. It just was crappy getting here!

Wow - you're awesome! I think you can handle NYC any day!!!
now let's dance

 

[Briarmom]

I like the new addition to your siggy! OK, time for family stuff. I'll be back later.

 

[Cantw8]

I want to go to Hawaii and have Don Knotts sing Tiny Bubbles to me.

Tiny Bubbles

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
make me happy, make me feel fine,
tiny bubbles make me warm all over
with a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.


So here's to the golden moon,
and here's to the silver sea,
and mostly here's a toast to you and me


Tiny bubbles in the wine,
make me happy, make me feel fine,
tiny bubbles make me warm all over
with a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.


Tiny bubbles in the wine,
make me happy, make me feel fine,
tiny bubbles make me warm all over
with a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.

With a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.



TTiny Bubbles

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Wow - you're awesome! I think you can handle NYC any day!!!
now let's dance

How many cups of coffee have you had??

 

[imsorry]

I want to go to Hawaii and have Don Knotts sing Tiny Bubbles to me.

Tiny Bubbles

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
make me happy, make me feel fine,
tiny bubbles make me warm all over
with a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
make me happy, make me feel fine,
tiny bubbles make me warm all over
with a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.

With a feeling that I'm gonna love you 'til the end of time.

TTiny Bubbles

I'm sorry for laughing - DON KNOTTS???
Do you mean DON HO?

 

[imsorry]

How many cups of coffee have you had??

I just had another one

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I want to go to Hawaii and have Don Knotts sing Tiny Bubbles to me.

Really??

 

[Mysteria]

Sorry Holly.


Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure

That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started rockin'
Ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
Someday he's gonna make it to the top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, he'll come alive tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep rockin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
With that one guitar he'll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he's gotta keep rockin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Just one guitar, put stars in his eyes
He's just a juke box hero, aah aah aah
Juke box hero, juke box hero, he's got stars in his eyes
Stars in his eyes

Now here is a song that brings back memories!

Imsorry I'm sorry you got soaked again today. I don't think it's ever going to stop raining in NYC. What's that rain, rain go away song?! We need that.

Myst