Fractured Christmas Carols...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:



Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim

Olive, the other reindeer.

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Sleep in heavenly peas

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You'll go down in listerine

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

O come, froggy faithful

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
 

Okay, I am howling! Laura, thanks for the laugh. I really needed this today! :)
 

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