Found $80.00 in DH's pockets

daisyduck123

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DH isn't home, but I just went to start a load of laundry & found $80.00 in his pocket! :cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1:
 
....loosers weepers! :teeth:

Sometimes there are upsides to doing the laundry!
 

Here's how I would play that in my house!!!!!!!

Me to dh - O.k. I'm not going to lecture you about losing that $80, but next time be more careful. Are you sure that you don't have any idea where it is? I've looked all over the house and I haven't seen it anywhere. Do you like my new outfit?
 
What a coincidence! I lost $80.00! I'll pm you my address.
 
i have a empty baby formula can on the shelf in the basement. anything I find goes into it for me :)

I have a few $10 and lost of singles and change.
 
I started packing my carry-on today .It's a backpack that I only use for travel.

I keep some stash money and a credit card I only use for emergencies . Well low and behold I go to fill it up a bit and there's $200 I must have left in from our Oct trip.


DTD Here I come . 12 hours and I will be starting to board
 
mytwotinks said:
Me to dh - O.k. I'm not going to lecture you about losing that $80, but next time be more careful. Are you sure that you don't have any idea where it is? I've looked all over the house and I haven't seen it anywhere. Do you like my new outfit?

ROFLMGDAO!! The sad thing is I can say something exactly like that to my DH and it will ZOOOOOOOM right over his head. I scammed this man for extra gas money for YEARS and he still hasn't caught on.

He had me on a strict budget - I got $60 a week for myself - at the time though I was commuting over 450 miles a week. That $60 went fast - so I decided that DH and I needed to suck it up and commute together at least once a week - in my car of course. All week long I'd only put in $5 here and $5 there just to makes sure I was on E when our commuting day came :dance3: - it NEVER EVER dawned on him that EVERY SINGLE WEEK he'd get in and I'd tell him I had no gas and no money left for the week - so he'd creak open his wallet and fill me up. I was spending only about $25 a week on gas thanks to DH :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
lillygator said:
wow - I never give DH that much!! What a find!
:rotfl2: My first thought is ...you let your husband have more than $80.... :lmao: ...if not I like to know where he got it from :confused3

Also I found $10 dollars in my car when I vacumed it out a few days ago :banana: :banana:
 
I have a clear rule in my house- any money I find doing laundry is MINE! Usually it's just a couple dimes or a quarter, although my son did leave a $20 in his pocket once (I tortured him awhile when he realized, but I did relent and give it back- with a warning that next time I wasn't going to be so nice!)
 
OP here....you guys are cracking me up!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

BTW...my $80.00 is hidden in the kitchen cabinet behind some cleaning supplies....he'll never find it in there!!
 
daisyduck123 said:
OP here....you guys are cracking me up!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

BTW...my $80.00 is hidden in the kitchen cabinet behind some cleaning supplies....he'll never find it in there!!

I know nothing... I heard nothing... I see nothing.... I read nothing.... go ahead, have him subpeona me.... :smooth:
 


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