For the Single, Liberal Americans

[we3luvdisney]

The Canadian website "Marry an American" is reaching out to help weary liberal Americans who can no longer tolerate their president, asking Canadians to marry someone from south of the border.

Just in case anyone is interested, here's the website:

Marry an American

 

[minniepumpernickel]

ROFL!!! So what do the guys look like?

 

[Cindy B]

Ok, some of those profiles are just downright scary.

Only one guy was well passable, but I'm not sure he was looking for a lady.. he mentioned he was hot for the Malboro Man!

 

[LisaZoe]

That site is very funny. A friend recently shared it with me and I've been looking.

 

[minniepumpernickel]

One of my friends met a guy from an online service and he was horrific!

He turned out to be much older than he said he was, bald, fat, hairy and he wore an "old man" undershirt to the date. The first thing that he asked her was if she enjoys going to nudist colonies.

I swear that this is a true story!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
One of my friends met a guy from an online service and he was horrific!

He turned out to be much older than he said he was, bald, fat, hairy and he wore an "old man" undershirt to the date. The first thing that he asked her was if she enjoys going to nudist colonies.

I swear that this is a true story!

 

[minniepumpernickel]

I don't think that I could have made it through the whole date. I would have had to excuse myself and go to the bathroom, and then escape out the back door!

 

[LisaZoe]

It's so funny how people think that they can continue a lie IRL that was started online. Do they not realize that the other person is going to pick up on the obvious physical discrepancies from their online descriptions?

 

[Chicago526]

Kind of funny...DF and I were just talking the other day...


"Bush got re-elected. Now what?"

"Guess we'll have to start looking for jobs in Canada. They have newspapers there, I'm sure you could find work (he's a pressman). I could go back to school and learn the metric system and French!"

The scary thing is we were only half kidding...