Day 1: Universal & IOA
I am NOT a Universal person (and will get through the Universal portions of this TR quickly!). I’ve generally always treated Universal with the proper disdain of a Disney parks enthusiast. We went once when I was 6-ish, and what I remember is: being afraid of the queue area for the E.T. ride (
), getting yelled at by a cast member for standing in a Feivel fountain, and (very vaguely) the Back to the Future Ride. And I haven’t been back to Universal since. I’ve been to IoA as a teenager – Halloween Horror Nights some time in the early 00’s, and a school trip at some point – but that’s it. But, we’re big Harry Potter fans, and the HP part of the parks sounds like Disney-level theming, so I’ve been wanting to go for a while.
We left my mom’s house at 7 am, and arrived at Universal Studios parking about an hour (and $27 dollars for parking!) later. Park opening was at 8 and we weren’t right there for it, but were in before the worst of the crowds. I’d skipped buying the Universal Express pass – reports on the DIS said wait times weren’t that bad, and Express basically doubles the ticket cost, so we decided to chance it. Our plan was to head straight for Escape from Gringotts, since we expected the wait for that to get unbearable later in the day.
We made our way towards Diagon Alley through the Hollywood and Springfield sections. Springfield got Nick grinning, but we weren’t lingering there yet. When we got around the corner and started recognizing HP landmarks, it was my turn to grin: “Look, it’s number 12 Grimmauld Place!” And – benefits of minimal preparation – the entrance to Diagon Alley got us: we walked back and forth a few times being like “it’s supposed to be about here…” before figuring out to walk
into the Underground station. And then you walk around that wall and
wham Diagon Alley hits you in the face, and it’s like you’re actually there. Diagon Alley is beautiful. Exactly what it should be.
We hurried up the street and into the queue for Gringotts’. The Gringotts queue area itself is lovely – the outer bank area’s marbled surfaces and then the contrast to the mine-like quality of the vaults. The queue was full starting around the bank security area (some sort of photo option that I assume ties into the ride photo if you’re doing that?) with the goblin’s offices. I snapped a picture of Nick in the queue to prove we were there for my mom (ha), and we ended up stopped right at the end of the hallway right before the entrance to the briefing movie.
(We were masking in enclosed, high-density areas, but almost no one else was.)
The staircase after the briefing movie was also very cool.
My review of the actual ride: kinda meh? They try to pack too much story into it and it feels rushed: you’re in a bank, something is going wrong! Ah, it’s a Troll! Bellatrix is here! And Voldemort! I think if they’d picked one baddie and told a tighter story it would’ve fit better and allowed the ride to focus on the visual and physical effects (which is clearly what it wanted to do, anyway). Also the sound mixing was really muddy and it made it hard to follow what was going on. But the ride mechanics and effects were fun, and the main point for me is the ambiance anyway, so, cool.
After getting out of the ride, and a quick trip to the wizarding bathrooms (during which I apparently missed the dragon going off), we wandered around the wizard shops for a while. The key in these shops, for me at least, isn’t to buy cool merch (although it is really cool merch). The key is to look up and check out all the out-of-reach theming. Borgin and Burke's was particularly good for spotting obscure artifacts. The magical creature shop was great, as was Knockturn Alley. We didn’t do the interactive wand thing, but I was aware it existed, and I actually love it for the additions to ambiance even if you’re not playing: it adds the feel that people are waving wands and doing magic all around you.
And we saw a few of the effects without spoiling most of it, if we want to go back and do it in the future. Everything in Diagon Alley was great, and we spent a while just wandering around, sipping Butterbeer, and enjoying it (and I did see the dragon eventually).
We tried to get an early lunch at the Leaky Cauldron, but were not plugged into the Universal app system, and could not be bothered to figure it out just for that. I like the way Disney has used apps for food ordering much better: you CAN use the app (and it might make it easier) but you can also just pay like a normal restaurant. The Leaky Cauldron seemed to be app-only (if it wasn’t, it wasn’t very clear; the CMs were trying, but they had too many people to help and too many unclear “where do I go” situations), and we ended up just deciding to skip it.
The Hogwarts Express was down the entire day we were there, which was a bummer, since it was both something we wanted to do, and our plan was to do all HP stuff, using the Hogwarts Express to get between parks, and then shift to non-HP stuff. Once it became apparent that the Express wasn’t coming back up, we shift to doing all the Universal stuff we wanted before walking over to IoA.
So, what else was there to do in Universal? I had researched this VERY minimally: we had a sense that the Mummy ride was good, the Fast and Furious ride was a little meh… and that’s about it. We decided to jump in the queue for the Transformers ride, which was at about 60 minutes and was one of the longer queues we had for the day.
The Transformers ride was really good! Structurally similar to Escape from Gringotts in the ride mechanics, but this time the IP was really suited to that format. Nick’s commentary: the Transformers franchise works better as a ride than a movie.
It’s hectic, throws you around while crazy things are happening around you, and at the end you save the world. It worked and it was a really good ride! At this point I was also getting amused that the CMs clap as you exit every ride wherein you save the world. It’s cute, but I feel kinda bad for the CMs clapping at each batch of tourists all day
.
After that, we hopped in the single rider line for the Mummy. It was indeed fun: kinda like Rock-n-Roller Coaster, but actually with more story, and who doesn’t like hanging around in an ancient Egyptian archeology dig?
Then we did the Jimmy Fallon ride, which was ok. Our ride broke in the middle (Jimmy Fallon threw pizza at us and the ride video just cut out
), so we had to wait while they rebooted, rechecked everyone’s seatbelts, and then restarted the ride for us, and we saw the first part twice. Nick pretended to be more afraid of Jimmy Fallon than of mummies. I discovered that the imax-but-the-theater-also-moves format makes me a bit motion sick. Meh.
After that we walked back around the lagoon towards Springfield, with a quick detour for E.T. I think I only remember the E.T. ride because my mom tells the story of me being afraid of it whenever Universal Studios comes up, and I had to see what it was actually like. I actually liked the spooky forest queue area as an adult, though. The bike ride-vehicles are also kinda fun. The ride itself is showing it’s age plenty. Nick thinks they should “Stranger Things-ify” it and play up the retro, which might be a good call. It’s basically a dark ride, which Nick has little patience for, and the parts on E.T.’s planet would be fun if you’d just dropped acid but are pretty weird if you haven’t. I’m glad we rode it, but I’m also surprised it’s still there. Still, fun to check out (I didn’t check to see if the fountain I got yelled at for playing in was still there, though).
On to Springfield! We had to try Duff beer. Nick looked it up while we were waiting, and it’s actually from a local Orlando brewery. We got a Duff, a Duff Octoberfest, and a pretzel to split. Both the Duff beers were really good! We took some silly photos.
After some appreciation of the general Springfield environs, we got in line for the Simpson’s Ride, which was very fun. We were amused that they incorporated a lot of classic Simpsons clips that are making fun of theme parks – but mostly actually Disney. The ride was fun, jokes were good. I ended up seated behind a tall guy, so couldn’t see some of the ride screen terribly well, but overall the Simpsons work well as a ride, and we enjoyed the Ferris wheel or whatever that was.
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