Haha, it's okay. We're all here to help you. This is a big one to tackle but you'll learn
sooo much more as you spend time here. There are also a lot of stickied threads that will help you find more info about lodging and such.
First, you have to decide when you can find to go. Right now is what we consider the off-peak season, where DL does all its refurbishments and has shortened hours. The summer peak season generally starts in June, where the DL park will open until midnight and where the fireworks and Fantasmic show run daily. It will be crowded, though.

Usually, sometime in the Spring, April (outside of Easter week and school spring breaks) and May are generally favored to be better times to go. The DL website has a calendar that shows the park hours, entertainment schedule, and what's open and closed for up to 2 months in advance.
Second, you have to decide how long you're going to stay. Since you've never been to DLR before, you may want to consider an extended stay. Around a week or so should be plenty of time for you to take things at a leisurely beginners pace.
Then, decide where you want to stay.
Disneyland has its own sanctioned list of hotels which it calls the 'Good Neighbor' hotels. These are generally close to the resort and easily accessible. Again, visit the stickied threads to choose a good place to stay. A forum favorite is Hojo (or Howard Johnson). It's right across Harbor BLVD from the park and the biggest bonus is that they offer an entertainment rate on select days for which you can get rooms down to 59 a night (or 69? someone refresh my memory). You should also think about where you want to book. Most of us choose not to do packages. Some cheap sites to think about are Ares Travel, GAT (Getawaytoday).
There's plenty more information, but this is all my brain can fart out now.

Just keep asking questions and within time you'll be a Disney expert!