Hate to tell you that I've know more than one Karla. And if you said your name, I would ask, C or K.Never really liked my name. Always wanted a popular name growing up. I still have to spell it for people as many think it's a K. Car isn't spelled with a K so I never understood the confusion. Anyway....
I would really dislike Bertha.
Meaty
I don't know, it does seem rude to say out loud names you don't like, however, Meaty may be 1# on my list if I'm being honest.