FBI WHISTLEBLOWER SAYS SOMEONE TOOK HER YOGURT
Some in Agency Say Coleen Rowley Turning into Annoying Tattletale
In a thirteen-page letter to FBI Director Robert Mueller, FBI whistleblower Coleen Rowley accuses someone in her office of stealing a low-fat yogurt from the office refrigerator even though it was clearly labeled with her name.
Dear Director Mueller, Agent Rowleys letter begins, I feel at this point that I have to put my concerns in writing about the so-called disappearance of my Yoplait low-fat yogurt from the offices refrigerator last Tuesday.
The yogurt was clearly labeled, THIS IS COLEENS YOGURT DO NOT TOUCH!!! on a Post-It that I put on the yogurt myself, the Rowley letter continues. There is no way, I repeat, no way that the Post-It could have fallen off, because I checked it several times that Tuesday morning and it was still there.
Agent Rowley goes on to inform FBI Director Mueller that she checked every wastebasket in her regional FBI office in the hopes of finding an empty Yoplait container.
Im sure [Agent] Joe Busby will claim that the Yoplait container I found in his wastebasket isnt the same one I put in the fridge, Agent Rowleys letter continues. That is why I have submitted the Yoplait container to the forensics lab in Washington. I guess well see, wont we?
While some in the intelligence community said that the latest memo from Rowley was yet another blow to the FBIs credibility, many of Rowleys co-workers said that she had crossed the line from whistleblower to tattletale.
Ever since she testified before Congress on TV, Coleen has been telling on everyone and more or less acting like a total jerk, said a co-worker of Rowleys, Agent Joe Busby.
**** BOROWITZ ON NPR THIS SUNDAY ****
Andy Borowitz talks about the violation of sacred trusts -- and why it's cool with him. This Sunday morning on National Public Radio's "Weekend Edition Sunday." Check local listings.
Some in Agency Say Coleen Rowley Turning into Annoying Tattletale
In a thirteen-page letter to FBI Director Robert Mueller, FBI whistleblower Coleen Rowley accuses someone in her office of stealing a low-fat yogurt from the office refrigerator even though it was clearly labeled with her name.
Dear Director Mueller, Agent Rowleys letter begins, I feel at this point that I have to put my concerns in writing about the so-called disappearance of my Yoplait low-fat yogurt from the offices refrigerator last Tuesday.
The yogurt was clearly labeled, THIS IS COLEENS YOGURT DO NOT TOUCH!!! on a Post-It that I put on the yogurt myself, the Rowley letter continues. There is no way, I repeat, no way that the Post-It could have fallen off, because I checked it several times that Tuesday morning and it was still there.
Agent Rowley goes on to inform FBI Director Mueller that she checked every wastebasket in her regional FBI office in the hopes of finding an empty Yoplait container.
Im sure [Agent] Joe Busby will claim that the Yoplait container I found in his wastebasket isnt the same one I put in the fridge, Agent Rowleys letter continues. That is why I have submitted the Yoplait container to the forensics lab in Washington. I guess well see, wont we?
While some in the intelligence community said that the latest memo from Rowley was yet another blow to the FBIs credibility, many of Rowleys co-workers said that she had crossed the line from whistleblower to tattletale.
Ever since she testified before Congress on TV, Coleen has been telling on everyone and more or less acting like a total jerk, said a co-worker of Rowleys, Agent Joe Busby.
**** BOROWITZ ON NPR THIS SUNDAY ****
Andy Borowitz talks about the violation of sacred trusts -- and why it's cool with him. This Sunday morning on National Public Radio's "Weekend Edition Sunday." Check local listings.
I bet she's a heck of a date.
