Favorite Ride Quotes

[PigletGurl]

"Hurry back.....make sure to bring your death certificate. We've been dying to have you." - Haunted Mansion

"Wildest Ride in the Wilderness" - Thunder Mountain

"The doors are opening once again, and this time they're opening for you." - Tower of Terror

"Welcome to the Maaaaliboomer" - Maliboomer

post ure faves

its fun

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Howdy partn'rs! Fer yer safety, remain seated with yer hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sherrr to watch yer kids! If any of ye folks are wearin' hats er glasses, best remove 'em, 'cause this there's the wiiiiiiiiiildest ride in the wiiiiiiiiiilderness! - That guy, BTMRR

Please stand clear of the doors ... - That guy, Monorail

 

[gymnastgirlflips]

I have alot of these. I jsut copied my old post from a similiar old thread.

"Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Gets me every time! Premiveral Whirl

Ok- this one is kind of creepy, but on the Tower of Terror when that little girl is singing "Its raining, its pouring" Like the whole time, I kind of like that.

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

Muppets 3D preshow- Rizzo, the rat guy who comes on in a Mickey Mouse costume and he goes "Rat, schmat, besides...they're tourists...what do they know?"
It's called a 'Salute to All Nations, but Mostly America.'" - Sam the Eagle, MuppetVision 3D "Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic!" (when choosing your seat in the theatre lol)

Dinosuar- "The road might be a little bumpy (goes to scene with a little girl about to fly out of the car)... what's the worst that can happen??" and then during the ride "You're not going to make it, you're not going to make it, you made it!!!!" Kinda weird.

Ellen's Energy of course! There are some funny parts in hers, I love it. Now some person I don't even know reminds me there's no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash photography allowed in my dream." "Remember I might be in your car. Wait- why would I be in your car? Did you forget to lock it? You might turn around and punch me in the face! "Yeah...I had the best nickname for her. Stupid Judy haha" - Ellen, Ellen's Energy Adventure

Ok, I also like The Laugh Floor's little video before the show "Remember, ventriliquists are not funny" and alot of other things like that. and "Its THAT guy!!!"

Last... I would have to say i also love "move to the DEAD center of the room" I love the CMs in there, the last one stared me down the last time. He won though, and when I looked back at him he had disappeared. Freaky

Long list, sorry! And I probably stole a bunch from everyone else... I get too carried away. (Disney obsessed)

 

[Padrepride]

"Remain seated please; permanecer sentados por favor." from the matterhorn.
"Please stand clear of the doors; por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." from the monorail.

 

[BabyPiglet]

'How do you do?' song from Splash Mountain. Love that.

What Jaimie posted before, about BTMRR.

'Hurry back, hurry ba-ack. And don't forget to bring your death certificate.' - Haunted Mansion.

Jungle Cruise. Ohh, there's a whole thread on the TPAS about this ride. I especially love when they start going into that ancient tunnel thing, and the 'skipper' turns off the lights and sings IASW.

'Thinks catsup is made from cats.' - The camera was on me, on MI Laugh Floor. Oh, and of course 'THAT guy.' I love it every time, even though I know they're gonna do.

Pretty much the entire TTA script.

Same with CoP. 'It's a great big beautiful tomorrow!'

I'm blanking right now, basically I love every single thing at WDW.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

'How do you do?' song from Splash Mountain. Love that.

What Jaimie posted before, about BTMRR.

'Hurry back, hurry ba-ack. And don't forget to bring your death certificate.' - Haunted Mansion.

Jungle Cruise. Ohh, there's a whole thread on the TPAS about this ride. I especially love when they start going into that ancient tunnel thing, and the 'skipper' turns off the lights and sings IASW.

'Thinks catsup is made from cats.' - The camera was on me, on MI Laugh Floor. Oh, and of course 'THAT guy.' I love it every time, even though I know they're gonna do.

Pretty much the entire TTA script.

Same with CoP. 'It's a great big beautiful tomorrow!'

I'm blanking right now, basically I love every single thing at WDW.

I once quoted it in biology class to one of my friends who goes to Disney a lot. The entire class stopped what they were doing to listen.

 

[3mtn-kate]

Howdy partn'rs! Fer yer safety, remain seated with yer hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sherrr to watch yer kids! If any of ye folks are wearin' hats er glasses, best remove 'em, 'cause this there's the wiiiiiiiiiildest ride in the wiiiiiiiiiilderness! - That guy, BTMRR

Please stand clear of the doors ... - That guy, Monorail

ooo those are my favs too. i have them both on my ipod

 

[PigletGurl]

"Your rooms are ready." - ToT

 

[DollfieDreams]

"paging mr.morrow, mr.tom morrow..."

 

[DramaQueen]

"paging mr.morrow, mr.tom morrow..."

was just gonna post that one.
that one and pretty much the entire TTA script like Jenny said!
LOVE IT

 

[DollfieDreams]

lol im glad to know im not the only disney dork that lips the entire TTA script.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I love all of CoP.

 

[PigletGurl]

"Welcome to Monstropolis." - Tour guide, Monsters, Inc.

"Space mountain is a high speed, turbulent, roller coaster type ride." - Guy, Space Mountain

 

[Axel]

"Will treat everyone to churros" and "Thinks catsup is made from cats" from the Laugh Floor- I've gotten both of them! I still think my dad would be great as "That Guy".

Anything from Dinosaur. I'm a humongous Wallace Langham fan, so I love this ride to pieces. I can quote it all the way through.

Yeah...I've got a lot of favourites I'm not gonna post. I've got AP Lit homework to do!

 

[PigletGurl]

"Hello, and welcome to Soarin' Over California. I'm Patrick, and I'll be your chief flight attendant." - Patrick, Soarin' Over California

 

[pjlla]

ooo those are my favs too. i have them both on my ipod

HOW?? TELL ME!!! PLEASE! I REALLY LIKE THOSE TOO!!
I should stop shouting. sorry
(P.S. this is her daughter rnrlover.....sorry I messed up on the accounts)

 

[hkrox]

Move to the dead center of the room-Haunted Mansion

 

[PigletGurl]

"I do, I did." - psycho bride, Haunted Mansion

 

[StitchfansJr]

"Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Gets me every time! Premiveral Whirl

My sister and I went on it once and we heard that well over 20 times and about time we got inside the ride itself she could imitate it perfectly.

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

I love that. xD

"Please stand clear of the doors; por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." from the monorail.

I'm soo getting that Monorail shirt when I go at the end of this month. xD

 

[princesskelz]

"besides its not going to rain today my lambago isnt acting up"- COP xD

"safety is our number 1 priority here at the test track so your gonna wanna buckel up....you'll be glad you did"- Test Track

"paiging Mr.Morrow Mr. Tom Morrow. your party from saturn has arrived....please give them a ring." -TTA

"Rat, schmat, besides...they're tourists...what do they know?" - Rizzo, Muppet Vision 3D

"Now some person I don't even know reminds me there's no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash photography allowed in my dream." - Ellen, Ellen's Energy Adventure

"I know this is probably your first flight, and it's...mine too." - Rex, Star Tours

"We wants the redhead!" Pirates, Pirates of the Caribbean

"It's called a 'Salute to All Nations, but Mostly America.'" - Sam the Eagle, MuppetVision 3D

"There it is ladies and gentlemen, the backside of water!" - Skipper, Jungle Cruise

"Kungaloosh!" - Adventure's Club

and everyones favorite!
"Please stand clear of the doors...Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas..." - Narrator, Monorail