Favorite Quotes from Movies and TV

[ohdisco]

I love quoting things from TV and Movies, so post your favorites here!

Wet Hot American Summer:
Caped Boy: Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
[He chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table]
Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa!
[Alexa gives him a withering glare]
Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.
Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag!
Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you.
[Keith walks off]
Alexa: Ewww!

Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, *****-in-******?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.

Beth: Hey you, penny for your thoughts.
Henry: Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
Beth: Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
Henry: No... Yes, but that's not the point.

Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
Coop: Me too.
Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Susie: Yeah!
Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?
Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together: Agreed.
McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.
Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

Arrested Development:
Stan Sitwell: The only thing I ask is, out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
Gob: That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we’re saying? I mean, come on! Where’s your decenc...? What the hell just fell off your face? One-One... One of those guy’s eyebrows just fell in the bowl of candy beans.
Stan Sitwell: I always carry a spare.
G.O.B.: Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Michael: Let's consider Ann a backup...that's a very good way to think of her...as a backup.
George Michael: She's going to be so excited, Maybe now I'll get a kiss.
Michael: Ok...*kiss*
George Michael: Oh...I-I meant from Ann.
Michael: ...Yes I know. I just wanted to get in there first.

Tobias: I'm the world's first analrapist

Tobias:
Oh, that is quite a basket you’ve got there, Michael. That Sally Sitwell is one lucky lady.
Michael:
Well, I’m not so sure that she’s actually right for me anyway. But you got one of these, too, didn’t you? You, you bought Lindsay at the same auction.
Tobias:
Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael:
There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Michael:
Why don’t you take this? I don’t have anyone to go with, anyway.
Tobias:
Oh. Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? “Where’s Tobias?” “Oh, he’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in...” Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?
Michael:
I-I didn’t mean with me. I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact... Why don’t you let me ask her for you?
Tobias:
Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael:
Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias:
Butterscotch! Want a lick?

 

[DramaQueen]

"You jump, I jump, right?"
-Rose Titanic

"One might say I'm buy-curious"
-Tobias, Arrested Development

"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE"
-Daniel Plainview, There WIll be Blood

"Y'eva drank Bailey's from a shoe?"
-Old Gregg, The MIghty Boosh

"I'm in a JAzz Trance"
-Howard Moon, THe MIghty Boosh

"I'm gonna get that fo sho"
-Seth, Superbad

"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!"
-Dwight, The Office

Those ones are all from memory...so sorry if i misquoted.

this one's directly off IMDB because I couldn't remember the exact convo.

Patrick Stewart: And I do other stuff, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and ...
Andy Millman: Her clothes fall off?
Patrick Stewart: Instantly.
Andy Millman: Sure.
Patrick Stewart: And she doesn't know what's happening, but I've ...
Patrick Stewart, Andy Millman: [in unison] seen everything.
From the show Extras

 

[MrsSparrow..]

Patrick Stewart: And I do other stuff, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and ...
Andy Millman: Her clothes fall off?
Patrick Stewart: Instantly.
Andy Millman: Sure.
Patrick Stewart: And she doesn't know what's happening, but I've ...
Patrick Stewart, Andy Millman: [in unison] seen everything.
From the show Extras

Lmao! Ooo I love extras

-Ashleigh

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

"Anything is possible, Padmé. Listen to me." - Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones

"General, with all due respect, (not written out) you, sir," Sam Daniels, Outbreak.

"The day I get out of prison, my own brother comes to pick me up in a police car," Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers

 

[ohdisco]

I can't believe I forgot this one!

"I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship -no pun intended- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I could'nt allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitiation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that -at least for ten seconds- and try to dwell in it. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this ****ing planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. you can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which -while I do appreciate it- I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of." - Holden McNeil from Chasing Amy

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Dad : What the hell is that!?

Cher : A dress

Dad : Says who!?

Cher : Calvin Klein

-
Clueless

 

[Babyjustrun]

Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

It's what life is. It's a series of rooms and who we get stuck in those rooms with adds up to what our lives are.

Spinner: [trying to get tickets to a concert] What about you, Marco? You're mom's in the music biz.
Marco: She teaches piano.

Marco: I hate bees, OK? They're like flying death monkeys.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

"You jump, I jump, right?"
-Rose Titanic

"One might say I'm buy-curious"
-Tobias, Arrested Development

"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE"
-Daniel Plainview, There WIll be Blood

"Y'eva drank Bailey's from a shoe?"
-Old Gregg, The MIghty Boosh

"I'm in a JAzz Trance"
-Howard Moon, THe MIghty Boosh

"I'm gonna get that fo sho"
-Seth, Superbad

"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!"
-Dwight, The Office

Those ones are all from memory...so sorry if i misquoted.

this one's directly off IMDB because I couldn't remember the exact convo.

Patrick Stewart: And I do other stuff, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and ...
Andy Millman: Her clothes fall off?
Patrick Stewart: Instantly.
Andy Millman: Sure.
Patrick Stewart: And she doesn't know what's happening, but I've ...
Patrick Stewart, Andy Millman: [in unison] seen everything.
From the show Extras

YES
I DRINK...YOUR MILKSHAKE!
*SLUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP* xD

 

[Lizbon]

I love these types of thrads! I have SO many so here's a few:

Meredith: "I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub."
Izzie: "Hey, I ate everything out of the refrigerator last night, everything, including a tub of butter… there's no judgment here.”
(Grey's Anatomy)

Zach: “Even when you're not being a couple, you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie & Chachi... Luke & Leia.”
Seth: “Um. Luke & Leia were brother & sister.”
Zach: “Yeah, well may the force be with you.”

Ryan: “I don't play golf.”
Seth: “Not true buddy. You just don't play well.”
(Both from The OC)

~Dan: [about Nate] “He had an original thought last year...it died of loneliness.”
Gossip Girl

Junior: “I was just offering to help find the horses.”
Kris: “Do you even know how to ride a horse?”
Junior: “Do birds fly?”
Kris: “Well not penguins.”
Wildfire

Cory: “You get Feeny this year?”
Shawn: “Yeah. You?”
Cory: “Yeah. Which courses?”
Shawn: “All of them.”
Cory: “Yeah, me too.”
Boy Meets World

Samantha: “If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.”
Roberta: “But it sure is lonely all by yourself.”
(Now and Then)

Jake Fischer: “I guess you just know everything then.”
Ben Randall: ”I know what it's like to lose a team.”
Jake Fischer: “Yeah, what about living in a small town where everyone thinks you killed their brother, “or their son, or their best friend? You know about that?”
Ben Randall: “The kind of small town where everyone still waves at each other, just not to you.”
(The Guardian)

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Willy Wonka: Ask who? My father? Ha! No way. At least not by myself...
Charlie Bucket: You want me to come with you?
Willy Wonka: Hey! Hey, what a great idea! Yeah!
[jumps up]
Willy Wonka: And you know what? I brought transporta-
[bangs into the glass elevator and falls down]
Willy Wonka: I have watch where I park this thing.


Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.
Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
Willy Wonka: Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it.

Grandma Georgina: [the glass elevator crashes through the roof of Charlie's house] I think there's someone at the door.

Jack Sparrow: [after searching the shattered jar of dirt for Davy Jones' heart] Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: [thinks for a second] Yep. I'm good with it.

Jack Sparrow: How are we going?
Gibbs: Including those four? That gives us... four.


Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.


Mrs. Lovett: [placing a small pie on the counter] Here we are. Hot out of the oven.
Sweeney Todd: What is THAT?
Mrs. Lovett: [sings] It's priest. Have a little priest...
Sweeney Todd: [sings] Is it really good?
Mrs. Lovett: [sings] Sir, it's too good, at least. Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh... so it's pretty fresh.

Signor Adolfo Pirelli: Mr.Todd?
Sweeney Todd: Signor Pirelli.
Signor Adolfo Pirelli: [reverting to a Cockney accent] Call me Davy. Davy Connor's the name when it isn't professional.

Jareth: Well, what have we here?
Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.
Jareth: Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?

Jareth: I've brought you a gift.
Sarah: What is it?
Jareth: It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby.

Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous, up till now. I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?





Yes, I'm aware that 3/4 of my quotes from movies have Johnny Depp in them.

 

[StitchfansJr]

"Mimi: Give in to love or live in fear. " RENT

"Young Noah: Will you go out with me?
Young Allie: What? No.
Young Noah: No...?
Young Allie: No.
Young Noah: Why not?
Young Allie: I dunno, because I don't want to.
Young Noah: OK, then you leave me no other choice.
Young Allie: AHHHH
Young Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
Young Allie: OK, OK. Fine I'll go out with you
Young Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
Young Allie: No, no I want to.
Young Noah: Say it.
Young Allie: I wanna go out with you.
Young Noah: Say it again.
Young Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
Young Noah: All right, all right we'll go out" The Notebook

"Young Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
Young Noah: We die." The Notebook

"Young Noah: It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
Young Allie: What's that supposed to mean?
Young Noah: [yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!
Young Allie: You smug ____. I hate you for saying that.
Young Noah: You're bored Allie. You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing.
Young Allie: You arrogant son of a _____.
Young Noah: Would you just stay with me?
Young Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'
Young Noah: Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a ___ and I tell you when you are a pain in the ___. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-__ thing.
Young Allie: So what?
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
Young Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.
Young Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
Young Allie: It's not that simple.
Young Noah: What... do... you... want? Whaddaya want?
Young Allie: I have to go now." The Notebook

"Young Noah: My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah" The Notebook

"Noah: I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough." The Notebook

"Young Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.
Young Noah: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.
Young Allie: You wrote me?
Young Noah: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over
[kisses Allie]" The Notebook

"Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything. " The Notebook

"Young Noah: You wanna walk with me.
Fin: What are you guys doing? Get in!
Young Allie: Yeah.
Young Noah: We're gonna walk.
Fin: Do you guys love each other?
[Young Noah snickers]
Fin: Oh I get it, you guys do love each other!
Young Noah: Okay. Goodbye." The Notebook

"[about his parents message on the answering machine]
Mark: There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here?
[beat]
Mark: And then they call. And I remember." RENT

"Mark, Roger: I don't own emotion, I rent." RENT

"Mimi: There's only us, There's only this, Forget regret, Or life is your to miss, No other road, No other way, No day but today. " RENT

"Maureen: There will always be women in rubber flirting with me..." RENT

"Mark: [sung] The opposite of war isn't peace!
Joanne: What is?
Mark: It's creation!" RENT

"Mimi, Joanne: I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had! Someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you." RENT

"Thumper: Those are birds.
Bambi: Bur... Bur!
Thumper: Look! He's trying to talk.
Bambi: Bur!
Other rabbits: He's trying to say "bird."
Thumper: Say, "Bird."
[wiggles nose]
Bambi: Bur.
[wiggles nose]
Thumper: Bird.
Bambi: Bur!
Thumper: Uh-uh. Bir-duh!
Other rabbits: Come on, say "Bird." Say "Bird"...
Bambi: Bird!
[rabbits scatter and run to mother]" Bambi

"Thumper: "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." I made that last part up myself. " Bambi

"[Bambi and his mother are eating grass; suddenly she stands in attention]
Bambi's Mother: Bambi. Quick! The thicket!
[they run; a gunshot is heard]
Bambi's Mother: Faster! Faster, Bambi! Don't look back! Keep running! Keep running!
[Gunshot is heard, then silence]" Bambi

"Bambi: Mother? Mother?
Great Prince of the Forest: Your mother can't be with you anymore." Bambi

 

[Rockstar mentality]

"you Coc*-blocked Mclovin"
"Mclovin? what is that like a sexy hamburger?'
lol superbad rules!!!!

 

[AbsoluteAwesome1]

Dwight Schrute: Through simple concentration I can both raise and lower my cholesterol.
Pam Beesly: Why would you raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.

Dwight Schrute: Do you want to form an alliance, with me?
Jim Halpert: Absolutely I do.

Jim Halpert: Last night on "Trading Spouses," there's... did you see it?
Pam Beesley: No, I have a life.
Jim Halpert: Interesting, what's that like?
Pam Beesley: You should try it some time.
Jim Halpert: Wow. But then who would watch my TV?

Dwight Schrute: Please knock, this is an office.
Jim Halpert: It
[pointing to sign]
Jim Halpert: says "work space".
Dwight Schrute: Same thing.
Jim Halpert: If it's the same thing, then why'd you write "work space"?

Dwight: I don't have much experience with vampires. But I have hunted werewolves before. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

Jim Halpert: Dwight thinks it's Friday so that's what I'm going to be doing this afternoon.

I shall add more later xD

I LURVE THE OFFICE.

 

[Lizbon]

Hilarious The Office qoute:


(During this qoute money is being dropped on Ryan's desk--- they were betting on how long Kelly would talk for)

Kelly: "Now I want to see Love Actually again, but it's at the bottom of the queue! Oh no, what do I do? What I do, is this, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the queue so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to. It's so easy. Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?"

Another Favorite:

Ryan: I'm not a temp anymore. Which means at my 10-year high-school reunion, it will not say, 'Ryan Howard is a temp.' It will say, 'Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a midrange paper supply firm.' That'll show 'em."

Last one:

Jim: (talking about Ryan) "Yea, I liked you better when you were a temp."
Ryan: "Me too."

 

[#1TiggerFan]

amanda show: tony pajamas
amanda- herself tony-drake bell josh- himself
amanda: oh tony don't get so mad
tony: oh doll
josh: oh tony
(tony thumps josh on the head)
josh: what was that for?!
tony: for being a idiot!
josh: okay!

 

[K-Shong99]

Oh, lordy.
Here we go...


Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor.
Narrator: Yeah, sure...
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What?... in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.

Tyler Durden: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

Narrator: Oh, yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.

Narrator: I'd like to thank the Academy...

Narrator: I am Jack's broken heart.

Narrator: You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Narrator: I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.

Narrator: I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

Narrator: Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

Tyler Durden: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

Narrator: I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel.
Fight Club




Richard: Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Olive: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
Pageant MC: Aww, that is so sweet.
[Audience applauds]
Pageant MC: Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.
Little Miss Sunshine.




Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.




Dustin: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.

Eric: But see, the truth is that Jimmy actually did want us to come over and say "What's up" so if you could just get us in for five minutes...
Tour Manager: Yea, I could do that.
Eric: You could do that?
Tour Manager: Yea, I could do that, but I'm not going to do that, because I don't want to, and I... I just can't seem to find my way around that. Grind.

I have tons more.
But that's enough for now.

 

[disneychick2721]

"Sometimes you just gotta say what the fudge."
-John "JD" Dorian (Scrubs)
XD
I love that show.

 

[DisneyGirl421]

Denton: Sometimes, all it takes is a voice, one voice, that becomes a hundred, then a thousand... unless it's silenced (Newsies)

Mr. Keating: Carpe, Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. (Dead Poets Society)

And a few from Boys Meets World...
Eric: Mr. F - f - f - feeny! (the feeny call!)

Eric: (singing) "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy. (spoken) Book 'em, good-looking!"

Feeny: Mr. Matthews?
Eric: Mr. Squirrels.
Feeny: Eric?
Eric: Plays with.

Cory: That's just what I want - to be Topanga's boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton.

Cory: UNDAPANTS!!!!

Cory: Where are you going?
Topanga: With this outfit and this hair? Hello-buh bye, I am SO at the mall.

and my favorite BMW quote...
Eric: Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.

 

[Lizbon]

Eric: (singing) "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy. (spoken) Book 'em, good-looking!"

Funniest thing ever! I love Boy Meets World.

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

Sweeney Todd: You sir! Two sir! Welcome to the grave.
(Sweeney Todd)
Jack Sparrow: You will come over to my side i know it.
Elizabeth: You seem very certin.
Jack Sparrow: One word love. Curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what its like. One day, you won't be able to resist.

Elizabeth: Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired and gain the awards that follow. Hah, you're going to want to know what it taste like.

Will: [holds up chest] Its always belonged to you, will you keep it safe?Elizabeth: Yes.

Tia Dalma: For what we want most, there is a cost that must be paid in the end.

Tia Dalma: And what of your fate, Davy Jones?
Davy Jones: My heart will always belong to you.
(Pirates of The Caribbean 2 & 3)

M. Grey: I love you. In a really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you have the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window sort of way. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
(Grey's Anatomy)