JerseyBallerina
Mouseketeer
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2003
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I love movies, here are some of my favorites. Add your own!
Mean Girls
Karen : If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Don't have sex! Because you will get pregnant... and DIE!
Elf
[answering the phone]
Buddy : Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?
Buddy : Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup
Buddy : You sit on a throne of lies!
[talking about taxis]
Buddy : Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
Buddy : I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
The Birdcage
Celsius : Chewing gum helps me think.
Albert : Sweetie, you're wasting your gum
Albert Goldman : Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand : I made you short?
Albert : Oh God, I pierced the toast!
Armand : So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life."
Serendipity
Eve : You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis, like this guy.
Jonathan : So are you gonna meet your boyfriend now or what?
Sara : No, I think he's out probably doing what you're doing.
Jonathan : Getting a crush on somebody else's girlfriend?
Wizard of Oz
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable
Vanilla Sky
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around
Stand by Me
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Gordie : Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...?
Teddy : He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...
Chris : He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car...
Vern : Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?
Teddy : This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once.
Chris : Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.
It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant
Now and Then
Vietnam Veteran : I'm going to tell you something i wish someone would have told me when I was your age.
Chrissy : Oh yeah? What's that?
Vietnam Veteran : Your parents aren't always right.
As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened and we can't.
Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world.
When you're 12, without effort, you live in the moment. You don't regret the past or worry about the future
Mean Girls
Karen : If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Don't have sex! Because you will get pregnant... and DIE!
Elf
[answering the phone]
Buddy : Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?
Buddy : Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup
Buddy : You sit on a throne of lies!
[talking about taxis]
Buddy : Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
Buddy : I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
The Birdcage
Celsius : Chewing gum helps me think.
Albert : Sweetie, you're wasting your gum
Albert Goldman : Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand : I made you short?
Albert : Oh God, I pierced the toast!
Armand : So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life."
Serendipity
Eve : You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis, like this guy.
Jonathan : So are you gonna meet your boyfriend now or what?
Sara : No, I think he's out probably doing what you're doing.
Jonathan : Getting a crush on somebody else's girlfriend?
Wizard of Oz
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable
Vanilla Sky
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around
Stand by Me
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Gordie : Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...?
Teddy : He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...
Chris : He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car...
Vern : Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?
Teddy : This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once.
Chris : Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.
It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant
Now and Then
Vietnam Veteran : I'm going to tell you something i wish someone would have told me when I was your age.
Chrissy : Oh yeah? What's that?
Vietnam Veteran : Your parents aren't always right.
As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened and we can't.
Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world.
When you're 12, without effort, you live in the moment. You don't regret the past or worry about the future
