Favorite Lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Rock'n Robin]

I fart in your general direction.

But I want to SING!

My sister was bitten by a moose once (this is written in the opening credits)

The whole african vs. european swallow scene

The "Knights of the Round Table" song--how many songs have the word "Indefatigable" in them?

Plus there is a little throwaway scene after Lancelot rescues Galahad from the castle --"I bet you're gay"--(pause) "No I'm not!"

Brave sir Robin ran away...bravely ran away away, brave brave Sir Robin--when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled....

Robin M.

 

[TheGoofster]

Let's not forget the intermission - about 10 minutes before the movie ends.

And also, the clop,clop,clop clop,clop,clop clop,clop,clop of King Arthur riding his coconuts.

And one of my favorite scenes of the knights attacking the castle with their swords, and a few seconds later running away, only to be squashed by the Trojan rabbit being catapulted over the wall.

OK, so these aren't exactly famous lines, but they sure are funny scenes.