I just wrote about my favorite so far that happened this month at Epcot. Here it is copied and edited from my TR!
We were coming out of The Seas pavilion when I saw a security officer heading opposite of us and I flashed him a brief smile.
We kept on minding our business, but the security guard started walking towards us. OH NO! I started thinking.... Now I am a pretty anxious person in general. I HATE getting in trouble-- I follow letters to the T. DH plays a little fast and loose with rules sometimes which stresses me out. But suffice it to say, I am very aware of NOT doing any thing wrong. So anyway the Security Guard approaches and looks at me and says, "Can I ask you a few questions?"
At this point my heart is pounding out of my chest and my mind is racing. "Were we being too rowdy? Was I laughing too loud again? Oh, god, I had a drink before in the World Showcase! Am I stumbling? Is there some rule that once you have a drink in the World Showcase are you not allowed to come back into Future World? I feel like I would have read that somewhere... Maybe we just look suspicious hanging in this dark area that's deserted because we aren't at Illuminations..." etc, etc.
"Sure!" I said in my best chipper and I'm cool and not doing anything wrong kinda way.
"You having a good time tonight?" he asks.
"Oh, yes!" I say. What I'm thinking is "Yep, definitely the gin-- too much fun; But-- I just had ONE! Yeesh!"
"That's good," he says. "Are you Minnie Mouse this evening?"
I must have looked clueless because I don't think I was processing what was happening since I was too busy chasing my thoughts around in my head. He pointed at my ears.
"For tonight!" I chirped thinking, yes this is clearly a test to see how inebriated I am, if I am prancing around thinking I am Minnie Mouse then I am clearly a menace to Disney society, but by saying only for tonight then maybe I can retain some visage of sanity.
"Well I hate to do this to you-- oh, and it's your birthday," he added noticing my birthday button and simultaneously shaking his head solemnly while reaching into his pocket to pull out a pad. "But I'm going to have to give you a citation..." He was scribbling onto the pad.
I am absolutely frozen in fear at this point thinking "Oh my gosh-- I am totally getting in trouble at Disney World! This is the stuff that happens to DH-- not me!"
He continued, "... for impersonating a Disney character!" He then cracked a smile and handed me a "Disney Citation." We all busted out laughing. I must have been his favorite mark of the night because he had me hook, line, and sinker!
DH and I are still cracking up about this. Definitely our favorite memory so far being that it's just the two of us so rarely get any stellar character interactions. But this security guard was a trip! And despite me and my worst case scenario brain, I felt like I finally saw some of the little pixie dusted ways Disney makes it more than a theme park if that makes sense. I did feel special after I recovered.
