Favorite Disney Quotes!

[LittleMissMusical]

"When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo throughout the hall. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present.. practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.

Welcome foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host.

Our tour begins here in this gallery where you can see paintings of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Please step all the way into the gallery and make room for everyone.. there's no turning back now. Muhahaha.

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding. Almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation- this chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge- to find a way out!

Of course, there's always my way. *scream* *crash*
Oh! I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely.. the real chills come later. Now as they say, look alive, and we'll continue our little tour. And let's all stay together, please."
-The Haunted Mansion
I just did that all by memory.. obsessive, I think so. I've listened to that and watched hour long videos of the mansion so many times I can recite the whole thing.

that whole ride is full of AMMAZING quotes... thats one of the reasons it's my fav!!! let me think...hmm. i like the stupid judy line and mr. morrow.

"Let's go kick some Hunny Buns!"—Mushu; Mulan
"Mulan: They're disgusting!
Mushu: No, they're men. " ; mulan
You're getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!"- genie; aladdin
I think it may be a koala...an evil koala. --Nani; lilo and stitch

and here we see, the back side of WATER!"- jungle cruise
"get out of my boat, oh wait disney manners, have a magical day, now get out of my boat!!!!!"
"this is the nile, it goes on for niles and niles. if you don't believe me your in deNILE!"

there's more... i just need to think of them!!!!

 

[LittleMissMusical]

wow, was i really the first one to post jungle cruise quotes????? they crack me up!!!!!!!

 

[LittleMissMusical]

got more for ya!!!!!
If you enjoyed this cruise my name is ___________ and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise, if you didn't my name is ____________ and this has been Space Mountain."-- your jungle cruise skipper!!!!

We wants the redhead!" Pirates, Pirates of the Caribbean (lol! i'm a ginger so i hear this line often!)

"We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star, and this elevator travels directly to . . . The Twilight Zone." Rod Serling, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror

"Kungaloosh!" - Adventure's Club!!!!! (oh i miss it!!!)

that's all i can think of!!!!!!

 

[dancer067]

"Mr. Aladdin sir, what will your pleasure be?" -Genie

"You've never had a friend like me!" -Genie

 

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

"Watch out! Ginger snaps."
"The butterfly ranges from one foot to a whopping twelve inches!" (or is it the other way around?)
"That's the Shir Li Temple. Sometimes, it's so dark, they call it the Shir Li Temple Black!"
And then all the ones about your child becoming an IASW doll if ya leave 'em.
They're not perfect; it's been a while. Gotta love Jungle Cruise!

 

[WDWtraveler27]

"I'm surrounded by idiots" -Scar.
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?!" -Timon.

 

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

"I'm surrounded by idiots" -Scar.
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?!" -Timon.

Awesomeness.

"He is Squishy and he will alkways be mine and he will always be my Squishy."-Dory
I think that's how that one goes..

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Simba: Uncle Scar, you're weird
Scar: You have no idea....

 

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

"Dragon. Dra-gon. I don't do that tounge thing."-Mushu

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

" And mark well me words, mateys: Dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old pirates, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open mates, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don't obey." - Skull on POTC [removed from WDW]

 

[CrazySteph]

got more for ya!!!!!
If you enjoyed this cruise my name is ___________ and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise, if you didn't my name is ____________ and this has been Space Mountain."-- your jungle cruise skipper!!!!

We wants the redhead!" Pirates, Pirates of the Caribbean (lol! i'm a ginger so i hear this line often!)

"We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star, and this elevator travels directly to . . . The Twilight Zone." Rod Serling, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
"Kungaloosh!" - Adventure's Club!!!!! (oh i miss it!!!)

that's all i can think of!!!!!!

My mom and I say that everytime!

 

[dancer067]

" Off with your Head!!!" - queen of hearts

 

[mebbradley]

"A dream is a wish your heart makes"

-Cinderella (I think)

 

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

"It's MISTER Banana Beak to you!" ~Zazu

"Being brave doesn't mean looking for trouble." ~Mufassa
I like this one because its something a lot of people need to think about.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

First think, then believe, then dream, finally dare! - Walt Disney

 

[dancer067]

You've got a friend in me ~ toy story

 

[xxDisney_Doll]

Yay! my quotes! 8D

"Is this haunted room ACTUALLY STRETCHING!?" - From haunted mansion

"Shift yer cargo dearie, show 'em yer larberd(sp?) side" - Pirates of the Carribean

"I think your cow here would die of fright" - Mushu from Mulan

"JACK! I'm only an elected official here, I can't do these things by myself! D:" - The Mayor from The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice." - Megara from Hercules

and last but certainly not least...

"He tocuhed the butt!" - From Finding Nemo

Disney movies have the best humor ^w^

 

[JoeyUy91]

My quote is from Fantasmic!:

"W-well, you may think you're so powerful, but this is my dream!"

Go Mickey! haha

 

[gymnastgirlflips]

Wow, some of those I just laughed at. Especially the butterfly Jungle Cruise one.

Alright, I thought of some more.
Sleeping Beauty:
Merryweather: It looks awful.
Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.

Peter Pan:
Peter Pan: Tinker Bell! I hereby banish you forever.
Wendy: Please, not forever.
Peter Pan: Well, for a week then.

"Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Premiveral Whirl, Ak

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

"Now you will deal with me! and all the powers of MY imagination!"