I absolutely love The Office! That and 30rock are my favorite shows. So hilarious!
Andy sings this song- during that whole scene of Stress Relief i was laughing so hard! And of course the fire scene..
What I hate about you! You really suck as a boss. You're the lousiest, jerkiest and you're dumber than apple sauce. We're stuck listening to you all day, Stanley tried to die just to get away. Well it's true! That's what I hate about you! That's what I hate about you!
Rose: Ok. You didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute. And the ambulance didn't arrive because no body called 911. So you lost 'em.
Dwight Schrute: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?
Rose: I have no idea.
Phyllis: We bury him.
Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.
Creed: He has no wallet, I checked.
Michael Scott: He is an organ donor.
Dwight Schrute: [excitedly] He is? Give me some ice in a Styrofoam bucket. [removes a hunting knife from his ankle and cuts open the dummy] We search for the organs! [digging around inside] Where's the heart? The precious heart.
From Grief Counseling, season 3 That was a favorite episode of mine:
Dwight Schrute: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Interesting, isn't it?
Im on this site now, I could post so many quotes. Go ahead and pick out your own favorites.